THESE REPUBLICANS, right? Ted Cruz explained recently that he hates running for president so much, but he has to do it, because God anointed him with Holy Spirit juice, and he's the only hope we have to save America. Apparently, Almighty God is hedging his bets like a Wall Street Bank Whore, because
Back in the day, Sky Guy sent a plague of locusts to punish the pharaoh. Now, he sends a plague of Republican presidential wannabe's but nevergonnabe's.
Forget Michele (one L) Bachman. Save your pity for Bristol. Bristol hasn't gotten laid since her brief marriage to Levi, and got revirginized immediately after Levi dumped her.
Where's my level 135 Wonkette Commenting avatar, bastards??
Great another thing we can blame him for
Actually, he was ordering "Ham and sausages" for breakfast, but she misunderstood.
'Ben's World! Ben's World! Party time! Excellent!'
Or just to laugh VERY loudly every time one of them uses his name.
Again? What is this - best of three?
Back in the day, Sky Guy sent a plague of locusts to punish the pharaoh. Now, he sends a plague of Republican presidential wannabe's but nevergonnabe's.
"Screw you, Ben Carson!"Chang and Eng Bunker
That's as good as a lightning bolt!
Who knew that god was such a troll?
I think we're up to best 45,374,344 out of 90,748,687.
Miss L wants to play his organ, which is slightly different.
Didn't gwb to something similar?
"Nancy. What did I just say?"
Questions: What do Ted Cruz and Bristol Palin have in common?
Forget Michele (one L) Bachman. Save your pity for Bristol. Bristol hasn't gotten laid since her brief marriage to Levi, and got revirginized immediately after Levi dumped her.