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Lefty Wright's avatar

I would imagine that any snow that falls on the Mississippi Delta would quickly turn to filthy slush. So that is a good description of Favre.

Hiram's avatar

The trick would be staging doing something horrible enough that it gets you on fox news long enough to go "Right, so first of all, Tucker; the term Cultural Marxist is a straight up nazi conspiracy theory..." before they cut you off.

lower case's avatar

I've been told that it is because it is played on foot as opposed to horseback. So, basically the name means it isn't polo.

bobbert's avatar

And then you have Herschel Walker.

Duckler's avatar

then-MDHS director John Davis (who has since pleaded guilty, too)

My god, how fucking guilty does a white politician in the south have to be to actually plead guilty? That's some nth-level shit right there...

Duckler's avatar

On a tacky-ass gilded toilet.

bobbert's avatar

He did make campaign ads for Nixon.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Poor Favre, famous athletes are just not paid enough in this country.

Sleepmonger's avatar

"drugs that would prevent concussions"? Like they come as big fluffy pills you wrap around your skull? Or drugs that turn your cerebrospinal fluid into a shock-resistant gel?

(guess I shoulda scrolled down first. Seems I'm not the only one skeptical of this)

Sleepmonger's avatar

And he laughs at the victims on his podcast. "Do they really think they're ever going to see any of that money?"

Shalimar's avatar

In retrospect, claiming he never would have had sex with her consentually might have been a bad idea what with the DNA and all.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

“Hey! We might be cheap but we’re not deadbeats!”(I think)

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Dr. Oz should undertake a series of experiments with dogs to prove the benefits of Prevacus.

Here's how it will work:

Fifty dogs will given a dose of Prevacus. A control group of fifty dogs will be starved.

Both groups will then be bashed about the head with two by fours.

At the conclusion of the trial, the dogs will be evaluated for being alive and suffering from side-effects, such as running for the Senate in Georgia.

It won't prove much of anything but it will have the advantage of torturing dogs.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Oh sure you just had to go and get science involved with evolving brian didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?!?! CAMCEL THEIR GRANITE!