The other night I was on a very important call with my broker -- "Immediately sell all shares in Laughable Olbermann Smugness!" -- when my piece of shit cellphone died. I do not own an iPhone or a Blackberry because I like to sometimes look up at the world, but I still feel just as helpless as any other modern sap when my chintzy Nokia talkbox stops working. "Bummer," I said, which is about as emotional as I can get anymore, because of the Internet.
"I understand payphones are obsolete and unsightly,"If you think that is unsightly look at all the idiot zombies filming in say the Vatican with their phones during Christmas. They can't just be present and record it with their memories. Their memories are GONE because the smart phones made them stupid! Can't wait until the cell phone fad is over. Maybe when people realize they are killing them. You know we actually once had 4 hour long conversations over the phone because a. it was free and b. they didn't cook your head and hands. Oh the sound quality is crystal clear the calls never drop.
*unconsciously straightens up*
I wrote an application to find and geo-tag pay phones if you're interested. It should help you find the remaining few phones left.
https://play.google.com/sto...
"I understand payphones are obsolete and unsightly,"If you think that is unsightly look at all the idiot zombies filming in say the Vatican with their phones during Christmas. They can't just be present and record it with their memories. Their memories are GONE because the smart phones made them stupid! Can't wait until the cell phone fad is over. Maybe when people realize they are killing them. You know we actually once had 4 hour long conversations over the phone because a. it was free and b. they didn't cook your head and hands. Oh the sound quality is crystal clear the calls never drop.
This doesn't do much good for those who use the INTERNET and not a damn smart phone.
You are the zombie apocalypse.
meanwhile the rest of us hope someone beats you down because you wholly deserve it.
lol funny irony. So you think they rip those pay phones off the wall and turn them into IEDs?
Or just call for a tow truck when your car breaks down or a bomb takes out all the cell towers.
Someone gets it. :p
I would have used it.