It is late afternoon, so you've already probably spent about 4-5 hours fapping to copies of Ted Cruz' resume , right? Yes, he's the lawyer-cum-senator who is the youngest, longest, bestest at oral...arguments...ever. So! Your masturbation fantasies likely already encompass the possibility that Ted Cruz might someday, if you are very lucky, run for president. YES OH GOD YES YES YES! There's just that tiiinnnnyy little problem about how Cruz wasn't born in America like Americans should be:
It wasn't really a strong show -- it sort of never figured out what it wanted to be -- but it was worth watching just for the epic Robert Culp scenery-chewing. Also, Connie Selleca.
The Cruz spokesperson quoted the wrong law. From the INS website:
Birth Abroad to One Citizen and One Alien Parent in Wedlock A child born abroad to one U.S. citizen parent and one alien parent acquires U.S. citizenship at birth under Section 301(g) of the INA provided the U.S. citizen parent was physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for the time period required by the law applicable at the time of the child's birth. (For birth on or after November 14, 1986, a period of five years physical presence, two after the age of fourteen, is required. For birth between December 24, 1952 and November 13, 1986, a period of ten years, five after the age of fourteen, is required for physical presence in the United States or one of its outlying possessions to transmit U.S. citizenship to the child.)
Don't forget Bobby Jindal -- parents from India, he's their anchor baby. Also Nikki Haley -- pretty much the same story. Mitt Romney -- father from Mexico. Donald Trump -- mother from Scotland. Louis Gohmert -- from la la land.
It wasn't really a strong show -- it sort of never figured out what it wanted to be -- but it was worth watching just for the epic Robert Culp scenery-chewing. Also, Connie Selleca.
Not to get all technical, but doesn't this make Cruz an anchor baby in Canada?
The Cruz spokesperson quoted the wrong law. From the INS website:
Birth Abroad to One Citizen and One Alien Parent in Wedlock A child born abroad to one U.S. citizen parent and one alien parent acquires U.S. citizenship at birth under Section 301(g) of the INA provided the U.S. citizen parent was physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for the time period required by the law applicable at the time of the child's birth. (For birth on or after November 14, 1986, a period of five years physical presence, two after the age of fourteen, is required. For birth between December 24, 1952 and November 13, 1986, a period of ten years, five after the age of fourteen, is required for physical presence in the United States or one of its outlying possessions to transmit U.S. citizenship to the child.)
Don't forget Bobby Jindal -- parents from India, he's their anchor baby. Also Nikki Haley -- pretty much the same story. Mitt Romney -- father from Mexico. Donald Trump -- mother from Scotland. Louis Gohmert -- from la la land.
A conspiracy spawned in maniacal boredom.
Ew. <i>First Love</i>:porn::<i>National Report</i>:satire
Thanks for the ear worm Snipy.
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