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Where Were You When You Heard Dershowitz…

Doktor Zoom
7 hrs ago

Alan Dershowitz, the “liberal establishment” lawyer who has been humping Donald Trump’s leg like a needy chihuahua since 2017, finally announced today that he’s become a Republican.

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Sam Byassee
6h

Who cares...

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Tmina
6h

Bot

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WokeGrandma
7h

Ah yes, Dershowitz: I once walked past him in Harvard Square. He is literally the size of a troll.

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈
7h

Writing this disaster.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-the-ceasefire-expires-tomorrow-the-oaks-don-t-care-what-he-decides

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