For a long time, I've toyed with the idea of writing a sci-fi/horror film script that features larger than human-sized merecats that can ONLY walk upright on two legs.
Lusty month? I know a dirty little ditty, “Hooray, hooray, the first of May, outdoor (expletive) is here to stay,” but I just assume it’s only a change in theater, not lust.
We did Camelot my junior year in high school. There was much clucking and tsk-ing over the lusty month, and especially Guinevere's*gasp* adultery. The next year, we did Carousel. No clucking and tsk-ing over Billy Bigelow's domestic violence, though.
Please - get an easier way to send you money! I've been fighting for more than half an hour with this system. After many "adventures," it now will not let me give you the state in which I now live. I am tired of entering the information manually again and again. Is there some law that everyone must use Venmo? I do not use Venmo. Nor do I want to use it. Help!
PROGRESS! I have been scattering corn kernels out on the front yard hoping to attract my SAND HILL CRANES. So far no cranes. But there are a pair of GREEN HEAD MALLARDS browsing on the corn now! Perhaps they will nest nearby! That will be great! It's all GOOD!
My mother would 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 if I put an IMPEACH hat on her head. Even though some days that is a tempting thought, I still love her. “Trump-induced family schism” should end up in the next revision of the DSM, or maybe the one after that.
I have a red Wonkette RESIGN hat and I will tell you that if you live in a red or purple area it's funny, but if you live in a blue area people who don't see the front will yell at and even assault you. (I've had it snatched off my head and thrown on the ground.) I literally cannot wear it. So use caution.
If you really really really really want good gut bacteria, eat kimchi. I've never been a fan of it, but as a health food, it's definitely the best of the fermented bunch.
Rotting squirrels on the edge of the highway were good enough for my grandpappy and rotting squirrels on the edge of the highway are good enough for me.
I can't wear a red hat because I never want to be confused with one of those assholes but I did just pick up a tee shirt that says 'Morons Are Governing America.'
The best of the resistance hats aren't red anyway. From 8 years ago we had a blue, "Make America Think Again" hat. I've seen yellow hat with "Don't Tread On Me" for the Libertarian crowd who weren't closet Republicans and who are as horrified as what the current government has become as the rest of us.
I want one that is red, white, and blue striped that says, "Make Reading American Again" because too many kids and adults alike are allergic to reading these days.
I remember back in 2016, I bought hubby a ceramic coaster that said "Make America Hate Again", I thought it would be a quaint reminder of the time we, as a country, got rid of Donald trump. Little did I know he would still be around 10 years later and on a path to destroy the country. Think about how naive we were.
Pam Bondi hit the nail on the head - the problem is DEFINITELY kids buying Tylenol and getting Fentanyl instead. Also Pam Bondi - Math is hard, so just use whatever numbers are pretty and add a bunch of zeroes.
Kids should stop buying Tylenol from corner dealer and that sketchy guy who is willing to buy you booze if you let him keep the change and also invite him to the party. Never actually invite him to the party.
That article on what RFKjr thinks about health makes perfect sense...if you are a former heroin addict with a worm in your brain. I wonder how soon before they start exposing disabled and sickly babies on hilltops rather than help them. DonOLD felt that way about his nephew's sick newborn child and didn't contribute any money to medical expenses. I believe he said they should just let the baby die. Huh, who could have guessed it?
The Narrator: Everyone. Everyone could have guessed it.
If he was a junkie, where and from whom did he score the dope? 14 years is a long time to be scoring and using junk and nobody knew? He's such a liar that I don't believe his "junkie for 14 years" story.
Yeah. It’s convenient how it’s never wealthy people eschewing health care for themselves and their family, but they’re determined it’s what’s best for everyone else because then they don’t have to pay tax to support such things.
The lusty month begins. You get your gif explainer, in case you missed it the first time: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/meerkat-mob-mugs-for-the-camera
And a sparkling-fresh meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/07a80d4e-fd61-4757-985e-782445655846?utm_source=share
Tra la, it's May!
For a long time, I've toyed with the idea of writing a sci-fi/horror film script that features larger than human-sized merecats that can ONLY walk upright on two legs.
LOL, would read!
Mere Morecats!
Heh, born this month...
Happy birthmonth!
I tot I taw a meerykat
Meerkitties :)
Lusty month? I know a dirty little ditty, “Hooray, hooray, the first of May, outdoor (expletive) is here to stay,” but I just assume it’s only a change in theater, not lust.
https://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/camelot/lustymonthofmay.htm
JC posted that one below.
I wrote a meerkat poem
And thought that that was that
But now you've brought
A fresh onslaught
Of fuzzy litle kats.
I feel I'm being tested
From far anyway in France
By a clever plotting
Gif giving smarty pants.
But if she plans to torment me
By meerkatting anew
I'll write a rhyming recipe
For making meerkat stew.
😂
The meerkats have fled the premises.
So has Elvis.
Elvis never fled. He "left."
Some say he still haunts the Las Vegas Hilton.....
I am reliably informed that Elvis is everywhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcTY9i-fx8
Oh those meerkats and their inquisitive, intelligent little faces! They look purposeful even when just playing ...
"First of May", Jonathan Coulton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZaJDg6E0A
Very, very much NSFW -- you have been warned.
This gif looks familiar.
"The lusty month", is that what all the Kool Kats are calling it now?
On the off chance you didn’t grow up a theatre nerd singing show tunes like I did: https://youtu.be/cg4YrOlAkds?si=lDsado4g41nnIUav
Oh, I mean yeah, I was *totally* a Kool Kat. 😜
We did Camelot my junior year in high school. There was much clucking and tsk-ing over the lusty month, and especially Guinevere's*gasp* adultery. The next year, we did Carousel. No clucking and tsk-ing over Billy Bigelow's domestic violence, though.
ZOMGDZ She's singing about The Orgy!
If you want it more explicitly stated, check out JC’s link above 😉
Meerkat madness!
Meer-ly irresistible
YOU win all of the internets and the affection of those adorable meerkats.
!!!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/10bf8784b614b0ad550d9c262b186b5f/f1493a5c3e0fc9fb-d3/s400x600/8b94aad26c4985b0e1e5ce376350cfe2c0e04b69.gif
Please - get an easier way to send you money! I've been fighting for more than half an hour with this system. After many "adventures," it now will not let me give you the state in which I now live. I am tired of entering the information manually again and again. Is there some law that everyone must use Venmo? I do not use Venmo. Nor do I want to use it. Help!
Because of me, 4,500 airliners didn't fall from the sky.
ICYMI: Jared Moskowitz trolling Shitler’s lickspittles *again* LOL ...
https://youtu.be/6nkRrkz2TQI?si=dCWpgRYnPiAt7oww
Always glad to have a TMBG song included!
PROGRESS! I have been scattering corn kernels out on the front yard hoping to attract my SAND HILL CRANES. So far no cranes. But there are a pair of GREEN HEAD MALLARDS browsing on the corn now! Perhaps they will nest nearby! That will be great! It's all GOOD!
"Watch out for those goddamn monkeys. They bite "
-APOCALYPSE NOW
My mother would 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 if I put an IMPEACH hat on her head. Even though some days that is a tempting thought, I still love her. “Trump-induced family schism” should end up in the next revision of the DSM, or maybe the one after that.
I have a red Wonkette RESIGN hat and I will tell you that if you live in a red or purple area it's funny, but if you live in a blue area people who don't see the front will yell at and even assault you. (I've had it snatched off my head and thrown on the ground.) I literally cannot wear it. So use caution.
😹
It was scary! I never wore it again!
I'm so sorry.
😹 😹 😹
Wow! I got an IMPEACH! hat from Trix back in the Olden Tymes of the first Orange Yam Administration, and turns out it's become useful again!
I have the old "Hell. No." and it still works today.
Happy May day, enjoy this look at the medieval may day https://youtu.be/MjjEjf3TI0U?si=vyg15lSEkLAzWCuI
Oh no. I clicked the Pinal Today link. I hope I didn’t accidentally encourage them to think this is passable or make it in any way profitable.
Poe's law in effect. I thought it was satire.
is it not satire?
The website does not identify itself as a satirical website it its "About" section. In fact, quite the opposite.
Who can tell anymore?
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
If you really really really really want good gut bacteria, eat kimchi. I've never been a fan of it, but as a health food, it's definitely the best of the fermented bunch.
Rotting squirrels on the edge of the highway were good enough for my grandpappy and rotting squirrels on the edge of the highway are good enough for me.
Calm down, RFK, Jr.
I can't wear a red hat because I never want to be confused with one of those assholes but I did just pick up a tee shirt that says 'Morons Are Governing America.'
The best of the resistance hats aren't red anyway. From 8 years ago we had a blue, "Make America Think Again" hat. I've seen yellow hat with "Don't Tread On Me" for the Libertarian crowd who weren't closet Republicans and who are as horrified as what the current government has become as the rest of us.
I want one that is red, white, and blue striped that says, "Make Reading American Again" because too many kids and adults alike are allergic to reading these days.
I remember back in 2016, I bought hubby a ceramic coaster that said "Make America Hate Again", I thought it would be a quaint reminder of the time we, as a country, got rid of Donald trump. Little did I know he would still be around 10 years later and on a path to destroy the country. Think about how naive we were.
This is, I think, the most accurate slogan.
Pam Bondi hit the nail on the head - the problem is DEFINITELY kids buying Tylenol and getting Fentanyl instead. Also Pam Bondi - Math is hard, so just use whatever numbers are pretty and add a bunch of zeroes.
Kids should stop buying Tylenol from corner dealer and that sketchy guy who is willing to buy you booze if you let him keep the change and also invite him to the party. Never actually invite him to the party.
Well, invite him to the party, but give him the address of that kid who's been bullying you.
That article on what RFKjr thinks about health makes perfect sense...if you are a former heroin addict with a worm in your brain. I wonder how soon before they start exposing disabled and sickly babies on hilltops rather than help them. DonOLD felt that way about his nephew's sick newborn child and didn't contribute any money to medical expenses. I believe he said they should just let the baby die. Huh, who could have guessed it?
The Narrator: Everyone. Everyone could have guessed it.
If he was a junkie, where and from whom did he score the dope? 14 years is a long time to be scoring and using junk and nobody knew? He's such a liar that I don't believe his "junkie for 14 years" story.
Then why didn't he allow himself to die with the brain worm and refuse treatment for any illness he ever had? He wants to exterminate the poor.
and why are journalists not asking this question of him?
Because they'd get fired since they are owned by rwnjs.
better to be known as being fired for asking uncomfortable questions
Only to those with morals and boundaries.
Yeah. It’s convenient how it’s never wealthy people eschewing health care for themselves and their family, but they’re determined it’s what’s best for everyone else because then they don’t have to pay tax to support such things.
They literally decide who lives and dies in this country and that sickens me beyond words.