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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

They claimed he told them to run for president, not that they would be president.

SavageElbow's avatar

I'm surprised Moore's ads aren't just him in Charlton Heston cosplay with robes and a long beard yelling at people on top of a mountain.

Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

There are 9 republicans and 7 democrats running. (Yes its Fox, it was the first result.)

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Wait a minute. Too naughty for Wonkette?

Bill Diaz's avatar

It would take a healthy dose of TMI and hard core interracial pr0n to get to the punchline, lol. We worked together for 5 years and have a jr high student's sense of humor.

The cleaner of the 2 jokes was naming a person we both knew, describing an impossible series of perverted sexual acts with 'I would be so happy!. The punchline of the other joke was 'Piss on my ass!'.

Our colleagues thought we were giggling idiots.

Have a great day!

Buzz1313's avatar

I was thinking these three white dudes look like creepy ass perverts. I'd never want to be stuck in an elevator with any one of them.

Querolous's avatar

Finish your meal with a handful of wild hickory nuts.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Yes, that too! It just proves that it's all bone-stupid, ignorant, random fear and racism.

Don Gwinn's avatar

Is it petty to note that Luther Strange doesn't know how to hold a pistol and is probably a common coastal cosmopolitan liberal effete elite?(He's a common TeaCupper!)

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Miguel Geronimo's avatar

Greetings to Dr. Z, of Potato, USA. #thesweetsmellofsugarbeets

Neal and Beth's avatar

Love this site! Reminds me of Mad magazine.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Takes an authoritarian to know one.

$136050197's avatar

Is Luther Strange a Doctor? Actually, it sounds like a great villains name for a DC comic.

$136050197's avatar

All of those fools look like they have one wheel in the ditch.

Jack Is The Biasss's avatar

Sadly, this shit plays very well with the rubes in Alabammy. It's gonna be a disturbingly close one between Moore and "Big" Luther Strange. I really can't decide which is worse.