Even before a bunch of British Olds derisively coughed their racist phlegm on your 401(k), it was a busy week in the finance industry. Here's a recap of what our corporate persons are up to. S.E.C. sticks Bank Of America with large fine, probably still doing victory lap
Hey! You still hanging around? Need your garlic/cauliflower recipe. I never copied it cuz we never see cauliflower in the store but got a great head of purple at the farmer's market today...
QC at the Stepford Factory was a little slipshod the day that mother rolled off the line...
"Suck my dick, you fuckman!"
That's hella classy, yo. Prolly learned that at Harvard Law.
I like the use of "Art" rather than "Bob." But yeah, complete and total scumbag.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."
Like Lou Dobbs.
You're not fooling anyone, baseball boy.
Yes, yes it is. Along with "Salam Neighbor" about Syrians in a refugee camp only 7 miles from the border, in Jordan. Very informative and sad.
OT: Another one of those "good people with guns" we all talk about. The final paragraphs are the kicker. Horrible.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/da...
But "I've got a big donkey dick" is so eloquent.
Poetry. Sheer poetry.
As usual the comments are a delight.
I wish my actual profits were irrelevant.
Billion-year sentences would be a novel thing. Seeing as they're all white male executives, I'd give 'em 500 million years off for good behavior.
if they were cremated after they died, and their ashes were mixed with concrete for prison repairs, i'd agree.
Hey! You still hanging around? Need your garlic/cauliflower recipe. I never copied it cuz we never see cauliflower in the store but got a great head of purple at the farmer's market today...
Also from Karoli at Crooks & Liars:
http://crooksandliars.com/2...
The one about LSD? That one was a riot...