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Jonny On Maui's avatar

QC at the Stepford Factory was a little slipshod the day that mother rolled off the line...

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

"Suck my dick, you fuckman!"

That's hella classy, yo. Prolly learned that at Harvard Law.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

I like the use of "Art" rather than "Bob." But yeah, complete and total scumbag.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Like Lou Dobbs.

You're not fooling anyone, baseball boy.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Yes, yes it is. Along with "Salam Neighbor" about Syrians in a refugee camp only 7 miles from the border, in Jordan. Very informative and sad.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

OT: Another one of those "good people with guns" we all talk about. The final paragraphs are the kicker. Horrible.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/da...

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

But "I've got a big donkey dick" is so eloquent.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

As usual the comments are a delight.

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Oneofthebobs's avatar

I wish my actual profits were irrelevant.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Billion-year sentences would be a novel thing. Seeing as they're all white male executives, I'd give 'em 500 million years off for good behavior.

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handyhippie65's avatar

if they were cremated after they died, and their ashes were mixed with concrete for prison repairs, i'd agree.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Hey! You still hanging around? Need your garlic/cauliflower recipe. I never copied it cuz we never see cauliflower in the store but got a great head of purple at the farmer's market today...

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Also from Karoli at Crooks & Liars:

http://crooksandliars.com/2...

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

The one about LSD? That one was a riot...

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