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Jonny On Maui's avatar

QC at the Stepford Factory was a little slipshod the day that mother rolled off the line...

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

"Suck my dick, you fuckman!"

That's hella classy, yo. Prolly learned that at Harvard Law.

SeeTrain65's avatar

I like the use of "Art" rather than "Bob." But yeah, complete and total scumbag.

SeeTrain65's avatar

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

SeeTrain65's avatar

Like Lou Dobbs.

You're not fooling anyone, baseball boy.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Yes, yes it is. Along with "Salam Neighbor" about Syrians in a refugee camp only 7 miles from the border, in Jordan. Very informative and sad.

SeeTrain65's avatar

OT: Another one of those "good people with guns" we all talk about. The final paragraphs are the kicker. Horrible.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/da...

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

But "I've got a big donkey dick" is so eloquent.

SeeTrain65's avatar

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

As usual the comments are a delight.

Oneofthebobs's avatar

I wish my actual profits were irrelevant.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Billion-year sentences would be a novel thing. Seeing as they're all white male executives, I'd give 'em 500 million years off for good behavior.

handyhippie65's avatar

if they were cremated after they died, and their ashes were mixed with concrete for prison repairs, i'd agree.

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Hey! You still hanging around? Need your garlic/cauliflower recipe. I never copied it cuz we never see cauliflower in the store but got a great head of purple at the farmer's market today...

SeeTrain65's avatar

Also from Karoli at Crooks & Liars:

http://crooksandliars.com/2...

Jonny On Maui's avatar

The one about LSD? That one was a riot...