Only one more day until CPAC, and the Revolution! Your Wonkette is pissing its pants just looking at the bill of events and all the exciting opportunities to learn about how dumb liberals are. Why does the bathroom have to be so far away, anyway? Nevermind. Let's just figure out which of these panel thingies/cocktail sex parties to visit.
Immediately following <i>Conservative Dating</i>, stay for the Rohipnol workshop!
What? No seminars on how to be a basement furry? What the hell are those two in the picture doing then?