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I would be throwing things too! Are there any videos on the internet you can watch with something similar to your situation? I usually have luck with that; faucet, sink drain, toilet, small and major appliance repairs.

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I heard a local right-wing type today on the radio, whining about czars; but it's the first time (in a long time) he's said something I agree with. No more czars. Czars are worthless.

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Vacant-eyed bloatee sez wut?

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My dream has always been to open a car mechanic shop that is staffed by and operated by all women.

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Holy hell yeah I would so go there!

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I got it! Wooohooo! Open Thread!

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Ain't gonna work. It only dials down to 1"

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Being from Virginny I have a particularly special hatred of Cuccinelli. He sued a UVA climate scientist for fucks sake in what was clearly a really dick move.

How's about we find a little island somewhere for Kobach, Cuccinelli, Santorum .... oh, oh, and Devnin Nunes and Jim Jordan (Becca doesn't like it when you call him Gym), etc!

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It certainly is a relief to me that we won't have to add two brand new names to the tumbrel manifest, Kobach and Cuccinelli are old friends to it!

OT: Spell check wanted to change Cuccinelli to Fettuccine

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An island with a highest elevation of say 6 inches above current sea level.

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These two are really very near the very bottom of the list of people you'd want in charge of immigration. Kind of like, I dunno, putting Scott Pruitt in charge of the EPA? Or Puzder, that burger chain CEO guy in charge of the Labor Department (the one that didn't happen).

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I still distinctly remember my grandmother mentioning that Richard Valeriani of NBC News had a "funny sounding name" back in 1969.

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Could it be....SATAN?

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I could not believe that even Trump had the monstrous gall to consider Kobach, former Kansas Secretary of State and Master of Voter Suppression, for this job. But of course, every time I think, "Not even Trump … " he's likely to do it.

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He does love how they crunch.

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