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We don't understand Jesus, either.

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Why NOT throw the Undocumented and anyone related to an Undocumented out of our schools? The gangs can always use new blood.

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You know who has lots of money to buy citizenships?Terrorists.Terrorists have money.Fucking morons, the lot of em

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Fitting, since they are fake Christians.

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There is absolutely NO WAY for that pay to become a citizen thing to backfire. It isn't like terrorists have ever been well funded, or anything.

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And a Valley Girl, apparently, also, too. "Like, meesa so bored. Muy, muy, yousa totally tubular."

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So long as the money ends up in Republican pockets, there's no problem.

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Citizen$hip will probably come with with a free lifetime registration in the Republican Party.

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He doesn't even pretend to believe in the "equal" part of that equation.

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While all the immigrant kids learned to write good. UNFAIR!

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You just have to concern yourself with the bottom line: This new class of immigrant$ will not end up in jail nearly as often. Think of the savings!

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Just don't waste a lot of good bourbon on it. Lay in a few cases of Thunderbird or Night Train Express, and go for it.

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Pence would never be able to visit it alone.

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Why would anyone pay $1M to become a US citizen? They could easily become citizens of much nicer countries just for some filing fees.

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"Non-hispanic" whites are still 62% of the population. The racist right are really going to lose their shit when it drops below 50%. Among kids under age 7, that's already the case, so we only have about 20 years until the Great White Freakout. (It's already getting underway, as Steve King's idiotic remark about "other" people's babies made very clear.)The GOP, of course, is terrified, because they know that gerrymandering will cease to be effective, and the (formerly) minority voters of tomorrow will remember what total shits Republicans are today. The GOP is already throwing the Constitution under the bus in order to cling to power, so you know it won't be pretty.

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Retirees hate property taxes, and they especially hate property taxes that go toward schools, so the asshole knows where his particular brand of hatred is going to be an easy sell: find a town with lots of cranky white retirees (3,200 of them at least) and lots of immigrant kids.

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