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"Ed, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B"

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And the whole time, Ed Martin was never barred in DC. Meaning: he never "practiced law" legally while there.

So there's that.

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While the US will soon have immense pressure to end the attack, from the global economy hurting, inflation spiking in the US, Republicans spooked about November, military stocks running down (I guess they'll do a month more bombing tops?), Iran also has a ticking clock. It's as easy for the US to stop its oil exports as it is for Iran to stop other Gulf states' exports.

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Archie Bunker learns a new word: 'excoysion'.

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So, I have been investigated by the IRS and the DEA for international bank transfers. My brother, the recipient, has been investigated for international bank transfers in Germany.

We're all in the clear.

So I say to my bro "Luckily we're bellends rather than international criminals"

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Dam. Gallbladder promised me a healthy cut on conviction. Oh, well, back to the drawing board.

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I just can't even ...

𝗣𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗜 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗳 𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗣𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀

Going from eight systems to one means fewer people make decisions to unleash Epic Fury

https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/13/palantirs_maven_smart_system_iran/

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Operation Epstein Fury is proceeding apace...

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lol

Pentagon AI Chief installed by....Palantir

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This is from December but still relevant. You want to do something? Here's something you can do.

https://cmarmitage.substack.com/p/how-to-put-jared-kushner-in-handcuffs

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CNBC:

𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐈 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥?

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑚 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑎𝑠ℎ 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑠, 𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑦𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎 𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑠.

but wait! Fearless Leader has the answer!

𝑈.𝑆. 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑙𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑦, 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎 𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 “𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑅 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝.”

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sheesh...

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Hence the commercial that claims "An independent study showed that data centers pay for their own electricity!"

Like. That was an actual commercial.

I found it very odd they needed to a: point that out and b: failed to source the independent study

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It comes from the Independent Study Group*, 100% legit, no you can't see the data. Just trust us.

*a wholly owned subsidiary of Open AI

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Subcontracted by Big Oil, Big Tobacco and Big Coal...

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𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐬 $𝟏𝟏.𝟑 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧. ‘𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 [𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞] 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐮𝐬?’

𝐻𝑒𝑦, 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑝.

𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑚𝑎ℎ𝑎𝑤𝑘 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐼𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒-𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑏 𝑜𝑛 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑢𝑠 $2.5 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/12/metro/iran-war-cost-taxpayers-billions/

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Now you see why the convicted felon is not putting up any new schools for military dependents on military bases. He figures every one else is just like him.

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The last estimates I read is it would around $12 billion to feed breakfast and to EVERY SCHOOL CHILD IN THE US FOR ONE YEAR.

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ooo now do the daily cost of ICE, the press

Cause why they get private jets and lobster and all the guns and we can't have healthcare, I bet people would also care about THAT

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I have finished all my adulting for the day, and I’m in bed. I still have 28 minutes before the graybetween, that ‘o why bother?’ time when you feel like you’re up too late to get a good night’s sleep. So I am going to be responsible here ha! and figure that if I didn’t get it done by now, I’m not going to.

But here for you, First! A pretty girl! A pretty dress! Earrings! Aspirational Music, a crashed wedding, a broken heart, a death threat from a mother-in-law. It’s all in there, like spaghetti.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQDTVDmbEpA

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Just as the dipshit shuts off the cheap oil ...

𝗙𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀, 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗨𝗦-𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰 𝘃𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗹𝗲𝘀

Tariffs, torn-up US emissions regs, and being uncompetitive in China are all to blame.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/03/facing-heavy-losses-honda-cancels-its-three-us-made-electric-vehicles/

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Not to mention that time ICE arrested like half the employees who were there to teach the american Working Man (tm) how to use the equipment.

Bet that also cheesed them some

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That was Hyundai-LG.

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goddman it. Why am I forever mixing Hyundai and Honda?

It's like Rob Schneider all over again

Danke!

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I do it all the time too. Someone should have told Hyundai 30 years ago, hey guys, get a really unique name.

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I wonder if that was sort of the point though. Honda was a pretty solid brand by then, maybe they were trying to grab some coattails?

Maybe their other name idea was like Toiata

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Don't feel bad. I thought it was Kia that got 'ICE'd.

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Ya ... uh huh ... go with that.

𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘊𝘛𝘖 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘤’𝘴 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘈𝘐 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 “𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦” 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺’𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 “𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦” 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯.

Then just DON'T USE the Anthropic software and models, WARFIGHTERS. But you're going to have to do better than "pollute" the supply chain to get everyone ELSE to stop using Anthropic.

𝗘𝗺𝗶𝗹 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗔𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰'𝘀 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 “𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲” 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗢𝗗'𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 “𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲” 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/12/anthropic-claude-emil-michael-defense.html

Meanwhile ... Elno is telling (lying about) his MechaHitler AI getting as good as Anthropic's AI by the middle of this year as 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘅𝗔𝗜 𝗲𝘅𝗼𝗱𝘂𝘀: 𝗔𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴

https://www.businessinsider.com/xai-cofounders-guodong-zhang-zihang-dai-depart-elon-musk-company-2026-3

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If you can't trust Elon Musk, then who CAN you trust?

/s

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So...it is not as good as it NOW?

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Elno is the wanna be in the AI world. The only things his AI is good for is undressing pr0n and nazi shit. It is trained twitter ... what did anyone expect?

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And it doesn't matter what you "think" Mikey Dell, this company told the US goverment "here are the terms and conditions" of use ... don't like them? Then don't use the software!

𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 “𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝘀𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗴𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗹𝘀”, 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝗳𝗲𝘂𝗱 https://archive.ph/AzGvz [Bloomberg]

Ever get the impression these broligarch treasonweasels were PROMISED everything would go their way if Donnie Dipshit was elected?

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yes. Yes it can. A company can 100% dictate to a government about how they use their tools

Hence the mad on at Google et al for bowing to china's pressure.

Or does he forget how Republicans used to care about that?

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All these uber rich fuckwads were PROMISED a no regulation, free-for-all cash grab!