Last week, we went to a thing called "How to Monetize Content on the Internet" that was hilariously useless. The four men (because duh) on the panel each had a minimum of like 20 million unique users per month, so they did not have any actual advice for people with puny 500,000-person monthly readerships. Also, they mostly swung their dicks at each other (because duh) about their number of readers, and one guy has
I would be happy to make you an ad app that creeps out after someone reads x number of posts, or makes x number of comments, or generally just loiters about the site for a length of time.
Wouldn't be assaulting new visitors or constantly annoying regulars on every refresh.
Just creep out after someone had used the site a bit, and "helpfully suggest" a donation.
Also: I could link the "No, Thanks, I'm a fuckin' freeloader" button to the Blaze.
Will there be cartoons I mean animation?
I liked it. I liked the ABBA knockoff better though.
What, you don't enjoy the NewsMax box? I find it hilarious.
This Benghazi thing has some staying power! Maybe the Wonket Bazar should invest in selling novelty "Benghazi Whistles"?
I think I saw that link:
10 Weird Secrets Your Anus Says About You
WORD
You put your finger (so to speak) on the key to the Internets.
No - not porn per se. Or per view.
Basically, there is one Internet retail business model - be the lowest cost provider.
On the other hand, there are ample venues for making money if a website, say like Wonkette, is entertaining. And we know it is.
So, until she charges us for dick jokes or pays us for content - "Don't be a Dick. Click."
They all went for (r)Money in 2012?
Oops - didn't mean to give a serious answer.
"Whistleblowing?" Is that what the GNoP calls it when they go after a Page in the cloakroom?
How precious!
That's some real Internet wisdom, right there!
I plan on using that often. And claiming I thought it up, of course...
Maybe they will copy Wing Nutz' Daily and offer you a shitty book that's overpriced for $4.95.
"Gigilo?" Was that the Jennifer Lopez movie that bombed at the box office?
I do. I wonder what happened with those morons.
Obviously, you're not preoccupied with monetizing (or manetizing) the room.
I would be happy to make you an ad app that creeps out after someone reads x number of posts, or makes x number of comments, or generally just loiters about the site for a length of time.
Wouldn't be assaulting new visitors or constantly annoying regulars on every refresh.
Just creep out after someone had used the site a bit, and "helpfully suggest" a donation.
Also: I could link the "No, Thanks, I'm a fuckin' freeloader" button to the Blaze.
I thought we were done linking to WingNutDaily.