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It might make America Safe Again if someone were to run a giant earth-moving machine into those balls in front of the convention center, and bowl a perfect strike of Reptilians...

I actually like Baio in one movie: Zapped, from around 1980, which was a fun satire of Rosemary's Baby, and Carrie, and....

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He does have a SAG card...

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Dafuq - Mick has 5 grandchildren and a great grand?He became a great-grandfather on 19 May 2014, when Jade's daughter Assisi gave birth to a daughter.So the baby will be born already an uncle/aunt and a great grand uncle/aunt?! And Jade just had a baby too? Her son was born in June 2014, just one month after her daughter Assisi gave birth to her first grandchild.How is he not blowing out dust? Maybe they will just raise all them babies like cousins? Too weird.

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Sell them? Hell, Goldman Sachs is developing Welfare Babby-Backed Securities as we speak! Tranching this particular asset pool, however, is proving rather messy...

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No sports dudes that I saw, not even Tebow. No one wants to offend their fans.

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Since when was Obama/Clinton a thing?

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Then if I may make a Modest Proposal...

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I looked up the original story and it's interesting. Melania talks more about the outing of her daddy's "outside chile". And you can tell that she is PISSED. If she didn't know, her mama probably didn't know. Melania was sitting down for what she thought was a fluff piece and they ratfucked her daddy (in her opinion) and embarrassed her family. So Melania has no sympathy for the journalist, at all. So another reason why the Trumps are not suited to be POTUS and FLOTUS - Trumplethinskin.http://dujour.com/news/mela...

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For the first time in over 2 decades, a sitting president is campaigning for his party's nominee as his replacement. It's historical! See Dirk, back in the olden days, the whole party United behind the nominee at the convention, even POTUS.Reagan was the last one to hit the road with George H.W. Bush in 1992. Gore wanted no parts of Bill Clinton. McCain and Romney wanted no parts of George W. Bush. Bush and the rest of the GOP want no parts of Trump and aren't even at the convention!

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He was also the lead guitarist in the Hall and Oates touring band during their '80s heyday. I saw them back then and was surprised how good they were.

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Where was the game previewed? I have to get ready.

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All the fish upfists!

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Well, they already provided a diagram....

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Make America Safe Again (MASA) night.

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I, also too, need to know this.

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Normally I don't watch the videos. Now I know why. Thanks....

The thought of being tangentially associated with this sort of bugshit crazy is what keeps me faaaaar away from being religious, spiritual, or whatever.

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