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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

And of course by wearing my mask as as chinstrap.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'll give 'em the both-sidesing on this one. Some Democrats did not attend Donald Trump's first address, for the reasons Evan stated as well as others, and these Republicans are doing the same thing. Fine. I don't give a fuck if they go. Considering how they treat any and every Democrat any other time, this certainly won't be some new level of disrespect for them.

Fuck 'em.

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I thought he used jockstraps for that.

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92 comments and private profile. All you need to know.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I thought monarchs were insects.

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H-Bob's avatar

Dr.Jill would kick his ass!

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"M"'s avatar

That's the tricky thing about boards of directors

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Every single time some more-liberal-than-her starts complaining about how she doesn't know what she's doing and she's not delivering the goods in the timeframe I find acceptable, when she does come through, she not only brings home the bacon but the whole fucking pick.

Every. Single. Time.

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H-Bob's avatar

Why MAGAts live in Red States😀

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Sadie Holly's avatar

if they say they are not attending, more democrats can go.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

The petulance never ends with them…

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David in NYC's avatar

Infrastructure Week for all the weeks in 2020? Isn't that how Comrade Drumpf promised us?

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Zyxomma's avatar

How very unpatriotic of them. Ta, Evan.

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Oran Smiley's avatar

That's really OK Repuke ASSHOLES, don't go to the state of the union address because you'll only smell up the place.

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jamcl3's avatar

Please inform me, I don't think you mean "Good Quality Plan" when you write "GQP". It has to be more fun than that. Define GQP? Oh wait, some Q anon reference, right? OK never mind. I am as sharp as a bowling ball today. Rats, I didn't even think to check urban dictionary, it's right there. Must have thought I was reading The Guardian or something.

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Eagle's avatar

Is it really intended to be irony? Then why are there shirts on sale on the Wonkette store with that image that say "King Joe"? There is even a link in the article above. It seems more like adoration and romanticization (similar to the "Smoking Joe" shirts).

Would someone on the street seeing such a shirt really view it as "ironic" and not interpret it as veneration?

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