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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Oh, Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen and your sleeves! And you're shocking heterosexuality!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Funny how you can know exactly how Scalia will rule, without having to know shit about constitutional law. Actually, it's not funny at all.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's easy: you make a case that the Founders were just as prejudiced as you are. Call it "originalism", and you get a pass on being such a dick.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's what the Founders intended when they passed the 14th Amendment.

diogenez's avatar

Scalia: "I deny your constitutional rights because it offends my moral belief."

diogenez's avatar

Scalia's self-justifying reasoning begs the question: why is homosexuality immoral?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This is a guy who thinks innocence is no reason to put off a perfectly good execution. The most you can hope for from Scalia is a "leave it up to the states" opinion, and even then he'd be holding his nose while he wrote it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Because George Washington would have gone "eeew."

diogenez's avatar

Shoving that Originalist approach down Tony's throat. Well done.

Lot_49's avatar

Kennedy wants a 911. The Boxster is too cramped, even though it has better handling on account of its mid-engine layout—kinda gay, in other words.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Activate hind brain implants in Reptilian footsoldiers.....

Transmitting.....

“It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”

End Transmission.

PubOption's avatar

I could believe in Janet Reno coming out, but not in her coming out of Scalia.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Use of toile should be a hanging offense.

I'm offended that I even know what toile is. I think I must have od'd on BBC's "Changing Rooms" reruns.