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Oh, Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen and your sleeves! And you're shocking heterosexuality!

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Funny how you can know exactly how Scalia will rule, without having to know shit about constitutional law. Actually, it's not funny at all.

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It's easy: you make a case that the Founders were just as prejudiced as you are. Call it "originalism", and you get a pass on being such a dick.

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It's what the Founders intended when they passed the 14th Amendment.

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Scalia: "I deny your constitutional rights because it offends my moral belief."

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Scalia's self-justifying reasoning begs the question: why is homosexuality immoral?

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This is a guy who thinks innocence is no reason to put off a perfectly good execution. The most you can hope for from Scalia is a "leave it up to the states" opinion, and even then he'd be holding his nose while he wrote it.

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Because George Washington would have gone "eeew."

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Shoving that Originalist approach down Tony's throat. Well done.

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Kennedy wants a 911. The Boxster is too cramped, even though it has better handling on account of its mid-engine layout—kinda gay, in other words.

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Activate hind brain implants in Reptilian footsoldiers.....

Transmitting.....

“It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”

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I could believe in Janet Reno coming out, but not in her coming out of Scalia.

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Use of toile should be a hanging offense.

I'm offended that I even know what toile is. I think I must have od'd on BBC's "Changing Rooms" reruns.

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