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DemoCat's avatar

I just read that after the seditious six (or is it seductive sex?) video, Pete Hegseth announced The Dept of War wasn’t manly or powerful enough to make him feel secure. He hereby orders the former Dept of Defense, former Dept of War, be known as The Dept of Huge, Powerful, Virile ThunderCocks. All signage, stationary and websites should adopt the new moniker.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

So Pete, let's see all your medals

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kmblue187's avatar

Remember when Trump handed over a Purple Heart to someone military and said wistfully, "I've always wanted one of those." Guess what, Trump, you have to earn one. Most clueless guy in the world.

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kmblue187's avatar

Mark Kelly has appeared on MSNOW several times since this Trumpian nonsense started.

I like him and think he would make a good presidential candidate, God knows we need one, but I'll have to see who else steps forward. Great idea to make this video, what about bombing those boats?

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Tessie's avatar

"Your medals are out of order."

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"Also, they're blurry and there are two of everything."

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"M"'s avatar

He doesn't know anything about reverse images

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Tessie's avatar

Also, he's a drunk.

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Tessie's avatar

Yeah, let's take advice on military protocol from *checks notes* the guy who sent out military secrets on a Signal chat.

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"M"'s avatar

THIIIIIS

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I am really tired of all these motherfucking traitors. Purge them all, starting with Whiskey Pete.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Just let me add fellow Wonketteer Evan Hurst's denomination of Hegseth as "Secretary of Hair and Makeup."

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bakeneko's avatar

Smegbreath would clearly benefit from the loss of a few teeth to a superior officer as well.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Gif needs older, more wrinkly head. Less hair too.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

There's petty and there's stupid. Pete Kegsbreath is just... stupid.

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Zap's avatar

Will Lindsay Halligan be doing the prosecution?

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

That 'Loyalty to the Constitution' plaque at West Point does make me choke up a bit. As much as our history is full of hard truths we still haven't fully faced, there were some very good and admirable ideals worth saving.

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John S. Way's avatar

Even Kegsbreaths own staff is telling him it's a stupid idea. I have a buddy who is a veteran and pointed out to me that any attempt to court martial Kelly is gonna be laughed out of a military court because no judge is gonna touch the case and even a military prosecutor with half a brain is gonna keep well clear of what would essentially be career suicide.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

This. I keep saying, much/most/all of the military probably already hates Hegseth's guts, such as they are. Going after Kelly will only make them hate him more. Does Trump want that?

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3FingerPete's avatar

It has been repeatedly pointed out on social media that Donald Trump's and Pete Hegseth's Xeets are the very definition of Undue Command Influence, which is itself a punishable offense under the UCMJ.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

It is also an attempt to use force to end our rule-of-law society, replacing the constitutional republic with a restored monarchy. They are enemies of the 1776 revolution and everything we have built since. The word is "treason"

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Darrell Leland's avatar

the trump administration. Famous for its teeny tiny small small people.

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