Some time ago -- last Thursday? last year? -- some "folks" were all HAI WHITE HOUSE WHY COME NO JOE BIDEN TEEVEE KARDASHIAN? Now, the White House has given us all the Biden we could ever want with its web series "Being Biden." Unfortunately, it is Joe Biden rambling at a still picture of himself and nattering on about children who are murdered with guns, instead of sexxxy bedtime stories about
I wouldn't mind being the Pope in charge of vice. You can damn well bet we'd get beyond all that altar boy diddling and move up to the big leagues...
I don't even have to pay attention to Marco to know that he is (R-Toast). He can CPAC his balls off, but we've already seen that he's just another white guy from Cuba. The lying about his parents' exit from Cuba will dog him forever. If he doesn't develop a distinctive persona (which he seems to be avoiding like the plague), most voters (including Republicans) will just regard him as another fucking Republican. Too bland.
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I wouldn&#039;t mind being the Pope in charge of vice. You can damn well bet we&#039;d get beyond all that altar boy diddling and move up to the big leagues...
Easy for you to say.
Well, if you ignore the troublesome century part.
Oh, fuck, now I&#039;ma have to go down on her.
Being Joe Biden?
And, you were hours ahead of me. Ever had to work on a floor with a really low ceiling?
Well, to go for the lowest fruit, he&#039;s a USAmerican.
I like this. I will add it to my regrettably small stash of Pope Jokes.
What, Malkin didn&#039;t just make it up?
I don&#039;t even have to pay attention to Marco to know that he is (R-Toast). He can CPAC his balls off, but we&#039;ve already seen that he&#039;s just another white guy from Cuba. The lying about his parents&#039; exit from Cuba will dog him forever. If he doesn&#039;t develop a distinctive persona (which he seems to be avoiding like the plague), most voters (including Republicans) will just regard him as another fucking Republican. Too bland.
Um, you just noticed this?
Sort of bland, dontcha think?
I&#039;m sooorrree, but...
OHJ just ROXX!
Ladies want him. Men want to be him.
Rock on, Smokin&#039; Joe.
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Needz more mullarkey.
and Einstein&#039;s birfday