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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I wouldn't mind being the Pope in charge of vice. You can damn well bet we'd get beyond all that altar boy diddling and move up to the big leagues...

bobbert's avatar

Easy for you to say.

bobbert's avatar

Well, if you ignore the troublesome century part.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, fuck, now I'ma have to go down on her.

bobbert's avatar

And, you were hours ahead of me. Ever had to work on a floor with a really low ceiling?

bobbert's avatar

Well, to go for the lowest fruit, he's a USAmerican.

bobbert's avatar

I like this. I will add it to my regrettably small stash of Pope Jokes.

bobbert's avatar

What, Malkin didn't just make it up?

bobbert's avatar

I don't even have to pay attention to Marco to know that he is (R-Toast). He can CPAC his balls off, but we've already seen that he's just another white guy from Cuba. The lying about his parents' exit from Cuba will dog him forever. If he doesn't develop a distinctive persona (which he seems to be avoiding like the plague), most voters (including Republicans) will just regard him as another fucking Republican. Too bland.

bobbert's avatar

Um, you just noticed this?

bobbert's avatar

Sort of bland, dontcha think?

Lefty Mark's avatar

I'm sooorrree, but...

OHJ just ROXX!

Ladies want him. Men want to be him.

Rock on, Smokin' Joe.

Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=Steak%20and%20Blowjob%20Day" target="_blank">that's not the only day it is...</a>

schmannity's avatar

Needz more mullarkey.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and Einstein's birfday