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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Their wartime footing has bone spurs.

Schmannity's avatar

I saw Will Scharf at the end of a I-95 exit. He was holding a sign that said Will Scharf For Food.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Well yeah and sure and OK but must every last fucking thing be couched as some movie / cartoon / pop song reference? Are we all living on the Satellite of Love, cracking wise at crap picture shows? Wait... reply incoming... wait... wait... "Yes".

The Wanderer's avatar

WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!1!!!!!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

A Marine guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier hollers at Hegseth and party for laughing after a group photo.

Good for him.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/11/11/politics/hegseth-reprimanded-guard-tomb-unknown-soldier

The Wanderer's avatar

As is right and proper.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Is that a Tasmanian Devil, a Jersey Devil, or some unnamed, pitiful creature on the endangered list whose fur has been used to make Trump’s hair plugs?

Napoleon's avatar

I don't know why I was shocked about Hegseth. Patel went snorkeling at the Arizona. There is nothing too low for these bastards.

helenasgarden's avatar

I believe that was Patel. I imagine H!cseth doesn't snorkel because it takes a real man to do that.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That’s sacred ground. I’ve known people who fought in that battle. One of them was present for the origin story of “Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition!”

Len was a solid dude. Sharp as a razor at 95 when I knew him.

The Wanderer's avatar

Repeated physical abuse of my Muse over the past week has failed to give me anything new to post for Armistice/Veteran's Day, therefore I give you this from 2023:

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/54396833/

Fool's avatar

> one of his senior deputies, Aakash Singh, during a call with US attorneys, said they were now on a “WARTIME FOOTING,”

Hahahahahaha because the one thing this administration sucks at the worst is war.

Joe Z's avatar

Some more of my favorite Aron Ra quotes, in honor of Skepti:

Is this the face of a demon, or is this the look of a skeptic who's not buying your bullshit? The problem is, it's the same glare either way. And that's why we're lumped in together.

I've often heard people say that if it didn't come from God, it's of the devil. And when I was a kid, everything was of the devil. Sex and drugs and anything that tasted good or felt good or made life interesting or fun, the devil did it all. So we listened to what was called the devil's music, and we sold our soul for rock and roll.

There is no goddamn devil because there is no God! Damn!

If you want your life to mean something, try making someone else's life meaningful.

No one expected...the Satanists of Oklahoma!

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

For Skepti.

One of my favorites from Aron Ra was when he said he was formerly qualified to be a Ghostbuster. “Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?”

Same, Aron, until I got better at critical thinking, too.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

That guy was bullied relentlessly in middle school.

CzechJournalists's avatar

and he still kept the haircut.

Garbageman's avatar

Good evening 🌙 . . .

And in case you missed it 😵‍💫 . . .

Croaky Caiman | The Rational Purview @RationalPurview

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I keep staring at this tweet like it’s an abstract painting. Every time I look at it, I discover another layer.

Mark Levin is still using AOL.

Mark Levin got locked out of AOL.

Mark Levin spent eight hours arguing with AOL tech support, presumably ON A TELEPHONE.

And now Mark Levin is going to discuss his AOL troubles on his RADIO SHOW.

This isn’t a tweet. It’s a historical artifact out of a 30 year old time capsule.

I wonder if he sent it to everyone on Friendster

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Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow

Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing.

You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong.

So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.)

I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.

4:20 PM · Nov 10, 2026

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https://shitter.thepixora.com/RationalPurview/status/2120322755715383336

MRK's avatar

"You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this."

Or, you would think that there's only two people left working there, and both of them have better things to do with their day. And it's time to move into the 21st century, Mark.

Fool's avatar

> one of his senior deputies, Aakash Singh, during a call with US attorneys, said they were now on a “WARTIME FOOTING,”

Is that the same as "going to the mattresses"? Aren't they required by the fake mafia regulations to say "going to the mattresses"?

The Wanderer's avatar

None of them are wartime consiglieri.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Let's not forget that all those new, or newly expanded, staffs for Democratic lawmakers will need plenty of lawyers. There happen to be a lot of those around D.C. right now -- pushed out of the DOJ for unwillingness to be partisan hacks. And those folks know about a LOT of shit at Trump's DOJ.

No wonder those fucksticks are so nervous.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Ooooo, I'm scared:

"Rep. Whip Tom Emmer (R-Minn.) on Tuesday, to his Democratic colleagues: ““Enjoy this honeymoon phase because come Jan. 3, 2027, you will regret ever putting your name on a ballot. House Republicans will hold each and every Democrat accountable for every vote cast, every committee hearing held and every sentence said on MSDNC. This Republican leadership team will expose the Democrats’ lies and show the American people their true colors as the radical communists that they are.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tom-emmer-mocked-democrats-regret-name-ballot_n_6af452d8e4b09e0b5c534de3?origin=home-latest-news-unit