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John Webb's avatar

He's in a fugue state, unfortunately not one that votes for him

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Peter T Hooper's avatar

There are those of us who hope he hangs on, increasingly and obviously fraying until much closer to the mid-terms so that JuD Couchy McFuck and Satan’s Evil Twin won’t have time to consolidate power… making the election a real disaster for Republicans… so, you know, afterward the Democrats can “reach across the aisle” and bend over for full and unlubricated rough “Bipartisanship.”

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Duane Daugherty's avatar

They misspelled “offal” (or is it awful?)

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Michelle Paquette's avatar

Where’s the sign outside the Epstein Fileroom?

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Andrea Todd's avatar

Love Newsom. Just LOVE him.

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Revenant's avatar

Who said it, George Santos or Corky St. Clair? "And I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people, it's because you're bastard people".

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

This is going to be hilarious, we mean terrifying!

No......it's hilarious.......This is EXACTLY why all these fucks over 70 should be gone into retirement (and 70 is the top end......I'm thinking more like, whatever the full SSA eligible age is......and I KNOW Bernie falls in there......) 80? GTFO........

When I was growing up my grandfather moved in with us after grandma died........he was 79. My mom made sure if he went to the corner grocery store, one of us kids went with him......to make sure he made it home........it was about 100 yards away......

I'm living in Thailand and I'm 71........things are going to get interesting in about 10 years......(my grandfather and my father both lived to 85........smoking camel non-filters and drinking wine by the gallon.......Germans live LOOOOOOONG lives......)

Buckle up kids......it's going to be a bumpy ride........

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CraftySousepaw's avatar

I always thought Trump deserves the same prayer/curse that the antagonist judge character in Bob Dylan's "Seven Curses" received.

Last verse:

"These be seven curses on a judge so cruel

That one doctor can't not save him

That two healers cannot heal him

That three eyes cannot see him

That four ears cannot hear him

That five walls cannot hide him

That six diggers cannot bury him

And that seven deaths shall never kill him."

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Brianna Seabury's avatar

Genuinely? This is the most prolific and public case of elder abuse anyone in the history of our world has been subjected to.

I hope it stops soon, for everyone's sake.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

He's putting those cheap gold appliques on the OUTSIDE of the White House now?!

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Robert Eckert's avatar

He is not the one putting that up.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

It’s part of the marking. This is unfortunately spot on.

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AIB's avatar

He can read?

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John Wiederhirn's avatar

> and another on the Constitution, to remind him what to wipe his shameful hole with.

Melanoma wouldn't let him touch her if he encased his hands in platinum... oh wait, you meant his anus... sorry, "shameful hole" was too ambiguous where Trump's involved.

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Lil Snot's avatar

A friend who is a nurse told me she thinks he had a stroke when he went MIA a month ago. The cognitive test and the MRI were given as a result of the stroke. She said she thinks he has serious congestive heart failure and high blood pressure, which would explain the swollen ankles and bruising on his hand (where they administered diuretics via IV). She doesn't think the dementia is Alzheimer's, but is vascular. She gives him 6-8 months, tops.

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Denise's avatar

Retired ICU nurse here. Agreed.

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Paul of Mount Pleasant's avatar

Okay, Marco gets the French Maid costume.

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beb's avatar

I didn't know there was an exterior door into the Oval Office. Seems like a security risk.

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BlueSpot's avatar

I am slowly going crazy,

One, two, three, four, five, six, switch.

Crazy going slowly am I,

Six, five, four, three, two, one switch. . . .

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