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Eddie Torriale's avatar

"Petty? No one is more petty than I am. I am ugely petty"

Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

Sitting here in our local pub in the Fulham Road in London, with all of my extremities CLENCHED with fucking EMBARRASSMENT. Please please please please no one hear my accent and ask me a single goddamned question. I have fielded enough already. 😫 😬 😡 🤢

Padraic Smithies's avatar

First time I've seen someone else remark unprompted on Dumpy's uncanny esthetic resemblance to Liberace. The other memorable (also queer af) icon to whom he bears an uncanny stylistic resemblance, of course, is Walter Mercado.

Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

Whoa. I’d never heard of Mercado. And DANG. Yes. Donny is like the love child of Mercado and Liberace. Ack!

Ryp's avatar

In his pathetic attempts to rewrite the history of his predecessors, Trump ensures that he will be remembered as a demented fool for generations to come.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

As gratifying as it would be to destroy all trace of him, we have to keep all this shit.

We're gonna need a bigger National Archive.

Judy McNichols's avatar

A bigger basement/sub-basement would be more appropriate to store his trash rather pollute our planet anymore than it already is.

eddi-SABH's avatar

!0 gallon hat indicates major skull shrinkage. After he's gone, the White House will need new plumbing, repainting to cover the ketchup stains, sending the glitz out to have the gilding recovered by incineration and melting, full fumigation, an exorcism and a search of Mar-A-Largo for missing spoons.

Judy McNichols's avatar

The RNC needs to be held accountable for inflicting this evil on us and made to pay for the restoration of good taste and dignity to the White House.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. That Thing in the Offal Office deserves a federal prison cell at best. I do not support, and have never supported the death penalty, with one exception: TREASON.

Ron Spangler's avatar

Seventy-seven million Americans, after seeing him in action for four years in office and four years being convicted as a felon and rapist, decided he was the best choice to lead the free world. Seventy-seven million.

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

Jan Pavlacka's avatar

We’ll have to greatly increase the national debt just to undo the absolute damage he has and is doing to this nation.

Goonemeritus's avatar

All hat, no cattle.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"I'm trying and trying to think of something bad to say about Codename : Shambles, but I can't!"

Deepak Puri's avatar

It runs in the famil...

Mapping Trump’s Family History With Alzheimers

https://thedemlabs.org/2025/12/17/trump-alzheimers-family-history/

Goonemeritus's avatar

I guess Donald's insurance isn't getting priced out of his reach.

Sojourner44's avatar

"Student of history" my ass. I'd bet good money that Trump couldn't distinguish John Adams from Millard Fillmore, or put the Civil War within ten years of when it happened.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Hell, he'd be lucky to put it in the correct century.

Michael Bowen's avatar

ISTR that sometime this year he said the Civil War ended in 1869.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Yet the obvious correct answer is it has yet to end.

Sojourner44's avatar

I hope the first order of business in 2029, is to give CDI a contract to bring down the Trump Taj Mahal.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Take it down like they took down the Berlin Wall, one hammer blow at a time.

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

"Yes, General, I am masturbating into the American Flag. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used you?"

- President Callahan, Transmetropolitan