Our war against the Taliban is going so well that the Taliban leaders are negotiating their surrender to Karzai's Afghan government! Yes, that's it, "surrender" is what it is, when your high-level officials join the government that was trying to destroy you. If there's any consolation, they're only doing it because their own underlings are starting to freak them out. Anyway, just to show that the fun isn't ending, the Taliban blew up some NATO fuel trucks in Pakistan. (Did we mention that NATO would be out of Afghanistan and Pakistan, after the Taliban surrender?)[
Now, see, here's the Hope we all voted for. A three-way with the Taliban would NEVER have occurred during the Bush years. The only sex position W would have considered is "96."
I propose that Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton SHARE the vice-presidency for Obama's next term. According to countless TV sitcoms, this type of unlikely pairing should pay off in laughter and moments of mutual understanding, not unlike the Odd Couple, Sanford and Son or Bert and Ernie.
Now, see, here's the Hope we all voted for. A three-way with the Taliban would NEVER have occurred during the Bush years. The only sex position W would have considered is "96."
We're declaring victory in Afghanistan!
So what, Jimmy Carter? 52% of the population said mean things about Dubya in 2001.
I propose that Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton SHARE the vice-presidency for Obama's next term. According to countless TV sitcoms, this type of unlikely pairing should pay off in laughter and moments of mutual understanding, not unlike the Odd Couple, Sanford and Son or Bert and Ernie.