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Pickwick's avatar

Well, I'm white and raised Catholic, so I would have to say nun of the above. And as Robin Williams once said (I paraphrase), "If you can remember the 60s, you weren't there."

photoglyph's avatar

Butt-newby, I'm sorry what were you saying?

photoglyph's avatar

Are you lumping yourself with Jake and Discushounden in the low-information category?

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Off to Beijing for some Chinese food.

photoglyph's avatar

Why, sometimes panty-sniffer...

photoglyph's avatar

But I was 'old-schoolin'!

arbcar's avatar

Was his jaunt to Vienna, indeed, "shagadelic?"Just sayin'.

photoglyph's avatar

Yes Vivian... or should I say 'Akiko Fuji'?

Whollyholeyholy's avatar

I don't care what state you come from, why are we electing delusional morons to The Senate? Please help.

Stan LeMan's avatar

Another raving cuckservative. We're working to abolish cucks like him. Who's gonna join us?

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

always keep an edge on yr knife, son, always keep an edge on yr knife cuz a good sharp edge is a man's best hedge against the vague uncertainties of life

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

The experience was so traumatic, he hasn't matured or learned anything since.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Don't forget Tony "Sorprano" Scalia.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

I've said it before, I'll no doubt say it again:

That man has dead eyes.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Cotton seems to have a sort of antimatter version of mojo. Call it "nojo." Or maybe "schmojo."