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Sanger Rainsford libelz!

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A couple months ago when trump first batted his eyelashes at Dootz, I joked about the Trump Tower Manila soon to begin construction. Holy crap, there really is one.

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Sometimes you do have to look at it, though.

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Plus he realized that he could have a meeting with the boss instead of the apprentice.

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North Korea is the new go to for this administration. Works for every occasion. It's the little black dress of Trump politics.

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You are all being so adoborable.

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Yeah, especially if you don't really "know" what you're talking about. It crystallizes the reality of a situation in a way that words simply cannot.

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One determined person can stop a tank. 15 should be able to stop a motorcade.

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'Okay, Vlad, level with me. Do I really have to meet with him? Maybe you could get the FSB to fake a doctor's note or something?'

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To be fair, it should be remembered that those thousands of people Duterte is responsible for killing weren't white.

Or rich.

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And Andrew Jackson's too busy condemning the Civil War to attend.

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isn't the North Korea problem escalating because Tsarina Von Clownstick thought it'd be a good idea to brag about sending a carrier group there even though the carrier group wasn't going there?

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Rand: The Whore of Babylon.

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That one did. One of those things you assume is horrible but you can't really imagine it.

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Not many people realize that Hitler killed some of his own people. So both sides do it.

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