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motmelere's avatar

He never dissed the help, he says. Those founding fathers can go fuck their unpresidential asses all by themselves. Do I fucking sound focused? That's fake news! Listen to my dead-eyed golem yell my position at you. Sad-followed by

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HooverVilles's avatar

Sigh! So true.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

I would suggest someone, say, interior decorator R. Mueller, send him to a new abode filled with striped sunlight.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Any mention of Jackie Kennedy and White House tours remind me of this skit (apologies for the sound quality, but it's not my fault!) ...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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rocktonsam's avatar

"What's the point I'm having all these statues if they dont have huge boobs?" D j t probably

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HooverVilles's avatar

From the tennis photo it looks like someone's "life battery" is getting low.

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BFD's avatar

D. Trump somewhat abbreviated is Dump, and he indeed personifies the scatological variety.

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cleos_mom's avatar

I've taken to calling SHS "Sarah Hucksterbee Norelationtobernie."

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cleos_mom's avatar

We had a copy of that record; it was very funny. That was when it was possible to make a President the subject of humor and still respect him.

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cleos_mom's avatar

The Nelson-Atkins museum here in KC would be happy to give a few pieces a good home.

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cleos_mom's avatar

"In some cultures, medium fresh is a delicacy."

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SeeTrain65's avatar

We did, too. When we were young, we didn't get most of the references, but it inspired us to find out why the jokes were funny.

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cleos_mom's avatar

Uga !!

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cleos_mom's avatar

If that was true, Jefferson City MO would resemble DC more closely. We have a very similar climate, although microbursts (sort of like straight-wind tornadoes) and the occasional "Midwestern hurricane" are part of the package.

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