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motmelere's avatar

He never dissed the help, he says. Those founding fathers can go fuck their unpresidential asses all by themselves. Do I fucking sound focused? That's fake news! Listen to my dead-eyed golem yell my position at you. Sad-followed by

SeeTrain65's avatar

I would suggest someone, say, interior decorator R. Mueller, send him to a new abode filled with striped sunlight.

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Any mention of Jackie Kennedy and White House tours remind me of this skit (apologies for the sound quality, but it's not my fault!) ...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

rocktonsam's avatar

"What's the point I'm having all these statues if they dont have huge boobs?" D j t probably

HooverVilles's avatar

From the tennis photo it looks like someone's "life battery" is getting low.

BFD's avatar

D. Trump somewhat abbreviated is Dump, and he indeed personifies the scatological variety.

cleos_mom's avatar

I've taken to calling SHS "Sarah Hucksterbee Norelationtobernie."

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We had a copy of that record; it was very funny. That was when it was possible to make a President the subject of humor and still respect him.

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The Nelson-Atkins museum here in KC would be happy to give a few pieces a good home.

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"In some cultures, medium fresh is a delicacy."

SeeTrain65's avatar

We did, too. When we were young, we didn't get most of the references, but it inspired us to find out why the jokes were funny.

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If that was true, Jefferson City MO would resemble DC more closely. We have a very similar climate, although microbursts (sort of like straight-wind tornadoes) and the occasional "Midwestern hurricane" are part of the package.