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I wouldn't say never. After years of stupidity the laetrile cancer-cure scam seems to have finally faded.https://www.cancer.gov/abou...

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Damn it! I clicked on the video, assuming it would be a Dilbert cartoon, if only a very stupid. It's Adams himself, in front of a whiteboard, with arrows and boxes and phrases like "50,000 doctors" and "safe."

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Take the Scott Adams shit down, Twitter

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He's pretty much what you have to believe a Mormon SF writer would turn out like. None of the other SF writers invite him to their parties or mention his name without sneering.

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Also not remotely qualified to be a trade advisor.

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I would take a lower cut.

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My mice have better taste than to respond to that cheesoid substance.

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They compost well.

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The best part of all this blaming the country of origin thing is that the last time we had a major pandemic that killed millions it began in Iowa. Oh, the US insisted on calling it the Spanish Flu, but it actually started in Iowa.

Does the US owe reparations for all the damage done by the American Flu?

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But how much chocolate will he get for the parachutes and morphine kits?

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My Mao jackets were blue.

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The reason the Soviet Union finally went down is because of the Chernobyl Nuclear disaster. They had party idiots in jobs they were incapable of performing. This is the crux of the entire Dump Adm. They have total morons in jobs where you actually need to have some brains. As long as you are loyal to the orange idiot, you've got a job for life!

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It does fly for free on any airline.

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Cubans get to attach themselves to Coca-Cola by adding rum to it, whereas Colombians got to attach themselves to Coca-Cola by being shot to death, for example.

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The only good thing about the dry erase boards is the markers.

WALKING ON SUNSHINE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Now excuse me cuz it's Friday and I need to stock up on party favors down at the office supply warehouse!

See Ya in the open thread if you're lucky!

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