We've received the menu for today's Congressional Picnic at the White House. What's for supper? Red state. Among the performers: "The Dukes of Hazzard's" own Tom Wopat and Shirley Jones, late of "The Partridge Family." That's all frightening in its own way, but check out the lead first course: "Baked Cowboy Beans." That's a euphamism for something, right? And "An Old Fashioned Pie Stand"? Like a keg stand? Don't get in Hastert's way!
White House Picnic Full of Itself -- and America!
White House Picnic Full of Itself -- and…
White House Picnic Full of Itself -- and America!
We've received the menu for today's Congressional Picnic at the White House. What's for supper? Red state. Among the performers: "The Dukes of Hazzard's" own Tom Wopat and Shirley Jones, late of "The Partridge Family." That's all frightening in its own way, but check out the lead first course: "Baked Cowboy Beans." That's a euphamism for something, right? And "An Old Fashioned Pie Stand"? Like a keg stand? Don't get in Hastert's way!