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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Trump doesn't drive in the shade anymore.http://retrothing.typepad.c...

And he doesn't drive in the shade any less either

Dr. Rags's avatar

What a tangled web we weave.....

Relativicus's avatar

“Yo’ honor, that is somethin’ I canNOT a doodle do.”

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To which we say, OMG, DUDE! JUST STOP! Let’s count the versions of this story:

The McGrath Variations are shaping up to be the modern equivalent of The Goldberg Variations or The Diabelli Variations, except that, instead of being imperishable musical masterpieces, they are great, steaming, exasperatingly unavoidable piles of variegated poop.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He violated his bail agreement?

I didn't see that coming! A million billion miles away.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

This is exactly why those millenials don't like Wonkette.

Relativicus's avatar

Not for something like this.

(((Aron)))'s avatar

I dunno. I sure hope not.

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

It seems clear that the impeachment of Sally Yates is now inevitable.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I hope he is just doing this for the sheer love of being a dumbedydumbdumbdumbfuck, because history suggests what happens to lawyers who bill Trump for hours.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I very much want Hillary Clinton to sue him for slander.https://www.nbcnews.com/pol...

Tetman Callis's avatar

You're referring to the Cabinet, right?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And Comey is on thin ice.

At this rate, even John Marshall may not be secure.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Pee-hookers only require a few bites.

Or so I've heard.

Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

I sure wouldn't want to be Clyde Tolson.

That can even stand by itself in any context.