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"The young woman there would always ring up my meatball subs as a much cheaper veggie sub and wink at me as she put it in the bag. That was the most sex I had in my teens."

That line is fantastic

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"I argued with some fool who wanted to insist that this was how robbers canvassed a neighborhood, he "knows" people that had been robbed that way. "

He absolutely doesn't know it. As a friend of mine said "The *good* thieves are the ones who aren't busted."

People who let their racism overtake the functionality of their amygdalae are absolutely not reasonable ... and they have the temerity to wonder why the rest of us are upset with them so much of the time. IF YOU WALK AROUND BEING A RACIST IDIOT, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE UPSET.

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"continuing to sell mediocre sandwiches to people who didn't know any better"First they came for my music, now they come for my sandwiches. Music/sandwich snobs are insufferable."Don't be a dick to others" should also apply to the stories you write, especially if the story is about somebody being a dick.

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Or, you know, running for office. Or ALREADY REPRESENTING YOU AND THUS VISITING YOU TO CANVASS FOR A SECOND TERM.

Somebody's going to have to convince me that hyper-cautious white people are not complete idiots. Because otherwise I'm not seeing it. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I argued with some fool who wanted to insist that this was how robbers canvassed a neighborhood, he "knows" people that had been robbed that way. He said he talked to a cop who said this was the best way to rob, no risk. I said you mean no risk besides everyone seeing their damn faces, and that only works for white robbers who are ignored and don't have the cops called on them for walking while black. I mourn the loss of logic and common sense, the racism was always there.

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When one of you racist fucks comes to my neighborhood and washes the "whites beware" graffiti off the MARTA pylons a block from my house then you can get upset over the cops being called on a group of shady-ass people menacing and taking advantage of a Subway employee. But not until then. The double standard is going to end.

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Haha, when I had my son I was completely clueless about diaper-wrapping or anything. I come from a small family with NO cousins. So the nurse had to show me how to do it -- and she was an Irishwoman. She TOTALLY literally said "babbie" haha!

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I respect the Panthers. Especially those who continue to carry the torch today. Seems like they really just want to do positive things.

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I feel ya honey. I understand, but listen: I spend most of my time in a majority-black (I think it still is -- lots of gentrifying lately tho!) municipality, and after 20-odd years here I think it's fair to say that we have mostly dispensed with that mess. Except BBQ Betty; I don't know where that b***h came from. But here in the flats, it's: I acknowledge your human dignity & intrinsic worthiness, & vice versa. Of course there are a few holdouts of every race -- some Asians what don't like anybody, some black & white folks who can't get past their upbringing or bad life experiences. But mostly, even teenagers are mellow. Sure it's a little awkward sometimes, but in the end, we're all humans together & there's much more interesting things to be focussed on. Please don't let your (legitimate) fears keep you from just plain being real with each other. Like any wound, it will heal with care.

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Umm, the callers are white. By definition, not a "nuisance call". That category is reserved for POC calling for help.

/endsnark

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Hoagies. The term is Hoagies.

You wanna eat a navy ship that goers underwater,, knock yourself out. Enjoy them at your leasiure in North Jersey and NYC. But stop trying to sell them in South Jersey and the Greater Philadelphia Area.

Call it a "sub", and I know not to bother. If you don't even know what they are called, what are the chances you know how to make them so they appeal to the local tastes? The chances are nil, is what the chances are.

Might as well try to sell me a "steak sandwich" made with Steak-Umms. Not the same thing.

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Oh, I was just referring to the babby factory has been shut down for a while now. I won't be makin' any babbies, though I can certainly try ;-)

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Right haha, with your kids no less. And your getaway van parked conveniently where they can see it & read the license plate.

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Oh dear god. How can people even live so paralyzed with ignorance & paranoia?

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Oh, it'll happen. It's inevitable. That's why they're all so freaked out. Who will they have to look down on when *everyone* is sorta medium-brown?

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