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Whoa— I need a garage??

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I have several forwarded emails that say that Obama is a moooslim!!!

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Wait! I came here to see a guy in spandex! False advertising :P

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Yep Dok, I was thinking the same thing until he startled babbling the teabonics and immediately my mind thought "Kill it! Kill it with FIIRRREEEE!"

It is refreshing though, to see a wingnut distill down the professionally designed, euphemistic talking points and mine out the racist core. Most of them just play coy or pretend to be all taken aback...

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Now, now...I didn't need another wingnut wanting to suck off Israeli Cheney to get me pissed, Andrea Mitchell did it all for me. "Israeli's were frustrate with how things are" so their answer is to re-elect the stupid war peddling shitbag and his stupid fucking party right along with him? Israeli's are dumb...they make even Americans seem smart by comparison.

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Oh sure bring George Dubya Bush into this...he's not president anymore, liberals!!!!!

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Yeah but really the appropriation would be like $500 for a fake front and the rest going to booze, hookers and blow. In other words Uwe Boll now runs the secret service

I'll show myself out..

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The Demiguv. The answer is always The Demiguv.

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"no one apparently fell over drunk during the operation."

I think there's a good chance Cameron Stout did, actually. The transcript fails to capture the slurring that often accompanies such remarks. It's not his fault though. With the last name of "stout" this could be a case of Nominative Determinism striking a weak-minded individual particularly hard.

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Yeah, the fucking wind speed. He's a super fucking pro, that one.

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A case of Nominative Determinism times two. Is is stout, chubby, and probably puts away enough stout (beer) to maintain his ideal gut. And he is a fathead, also, too.

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Well the wingnut response to the Tea Baggers failing was to elect more Tea Baggers.

I think they're trying to change the definition of insanity.

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I never really got that. I mean what if some stupid fish comes along and takes the bait. I'll stick to "puttering in the garage".

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"New Mexico, Old Mexico, it's all the same." (Though that's a second hand quote.)

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You are much more generous than me.

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Actually, if you look at all the results, it's status quo. Bibi's party picked up 12 seats while the even nuttier parties to his right lost 11 and the religious parties lost 5.

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