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Drats. Foiled again.

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You are so devious!

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Nevermind about any of that wordy-stuff, look at that fucking kitten! sdfajdogijwijgr! <3<3<3

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Thank you God (any excuse to pop this on the wonkzzzz)https://youtu.be/JipYDDXo5C0

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...and yet you guys insist on this rule that we cannot wish for bad things to happen to these people. Out-loud. SO UNFAIR. :P

Hey, you fundie assholes!! Here's a nightmare for you. Once, a long time ago, my mom whispered in my ear: "I didn't really vote for Nixon the way I told your daddy I did."

HAH!! Sad she had to whisper this and hide this but still....hah!

....and in their later years they both got really liberal.

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My grandma is a devout christian and she would slap the shit out of this guy.

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Of course these meth-huffing sister bangers believe Hillary can't give Chelsea the kind of love Papa CheetoNazi can give Ivanka and that gives them the sadz. And I suspect that a little digging might find that these boys were repeatedly sent to time-out by Mama for incidents involving the family dog, a jar of peanut butter, and their sister's Barbie doll.

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I'm willing to forego my vote this election season, and I have genitals. I mean REAL genitals, that you can see, not the other kinda iffy ones.

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Ever read The Book of J by Harold Bloom? The whole thing might not have been written by men (although all the editing was, for certain).

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My daughter and my son also!

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Nixon was the actual author of his books, too.

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Hey! Nice to see you! Been a while.

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Afraid so. I was curious enough to nose through this dildo's blog. Her dad is a minister.

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Elder sister went to HS with Alito. She couldn't believe he'd made it to SCOTUS.

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I think it's like the abortion issue. You don't want one, don't get one. A woman thinks her religion tells her not to vote, don't vote. Just don't think you can tell other women (or men) what they can think or do. The good point about this plan is it cuts the voting strength of these religious bigots in half. Unfortuately, it won't help the women in those families a lot, but it's great for every sane person in the country.

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