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Whatever the pluses or minuses in Beto’s approach, I think it’s pretty clear that he stands out among all of the vice-presidential candidates.

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OMG!!

(I know you are tough and don't feel anything now, but please get to the doc when you have a chance to make sure you haven't sustained any soft tissue injuries pls)

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IDK, I know a lot of bros who didn't vote for Hilz anyway. The die hards are scared of him for a reason; I think a lot of millennials, looking for something to believe in will glom onto Beto, on a retail level he's very inspiring. They are pretty pragmatic though, and Beto, who wants a future in the party or a spot on the ticket will wholeheartedly endorse and campaign for the eventual nominee, unlike old crusty.

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I'm sure yours is full and distinguished.

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Yes for sure! Let’s hope that our next president has someone like Chris Christie for transition. For all his faults, he seemed to be the only one who knew what to do on 11/9/16. Good thing he was ousted.

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not only diminutive, but he's desperately trying to disguise that serious lack of hair up front. there are about 10 strands that he has combed forward with gaps between …

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I was going for James Joyce but I agree.

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Thanks. That's the part for which I was confused. Thanks for your patience Werewolf.

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I'm pretty sure he's a robot. They're not totally life-like yet.

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i call the ACA 'pelosicare'

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It was a little disturbing to hear FOX dipshits talking favorably about Beto this morning.

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That's kind of where I am.

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I read they were looking for some guy they named as having been born in Turkey. Apparently he's been arrested. Still don't know much from the news.

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Did you see the nice story about the guy at the second mosque who, when the guy started shooting into the windows, ran outside, grabbed the first thing he could find (a credit card machine), threw it at the shooter, then ran off through the parking lot with the guy shooting at him and chasing him. Finally he picked up a rifle the guy had dropped. It had no bullets but then he threw it, like a spear, through the guy's car window. Guy drove off but was caught a few blocks over. I love that story.

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I saw a headline in one of the British papers talking about how the angelic little blond kid grew up to be the killer, with a photo of a little blond kid. I think it was one of the other rags.

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