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Pfft, you imported all your good food and all your good music anyway.

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And now, to have a word with her sponsors.https://twitter.com/Allowed...

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Defensive Laura Ingraham Challenges Critics To Try Making List Of Prominent Conservatives Without Including Few White Supremacists

https://www.theonion.com/de...

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Really, really white. Time for an appropriate MST3K clip:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Fuck off, Laura.

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Laura is a crypto-fascist and the crypto portion of that is rapidly disappearing.

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Well, I suppose you could say that in that Africans were imported into the US from the point of view of those doing the importing. Others would say they were kidnapped or taken prisoner.

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ALL OF THIS!!!!

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PRICELESS

And they say SNL is no longer relevant

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“surviving brain donor Candace Owens”

May I suggest “You Can’t Fix Stupid” for her tombstone?

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Been there, done that.

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SER nails it yet again, with actual humor, as opposed to the dehydrated humor of conservatives, that they forget to add water to and wonder why it never works.

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Yup. See, for example, Henry Kissinger.

(although it's possible that he's undead, rather than alive; how would one determine that, without getting ... close?)

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"Literally none of this has anything to do with their conservative ideology or support for Trump."

I don't know if I should say this is "in defense" of their weird view of reality, but it is my perception that everything conservatives do they believe is because they are conservative. I, as a liberal, would like to say that I do not believe that it is necessary for a conservative to be a racist, ignorant, bible-banging asshole.

But conservatives really do seem to think it is.

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Racist Hollywood Squares?

Oh. My. God. There's only eight up there. We're missing the all-important center square.

Who, oh who, gets the center square on Racist Hollywood Squares?

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And no tariffs on them. Is there a lesson there for Donnie?

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