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True...that's why they sell meth.

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Dumbasses grow on many different trees. The coronavirus can be spread by a dead body; which is actually worse considering the bacteria on a dead body. Many neo-nazi's and white supremacists should try that.

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Wonder if their Leader , Baby Chump , told them they could die if they become infected ? (ooops sorry , as long as they say a prayer , they won`t die - silly me) .

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You'll be in your bunker?

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Thats the one that ends with the scorpion drowning itself to own the turtle? :p

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Or you could just mix a little pepper spray in your sanitizer. I doubt it would detract from its efficacy.

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"... to his local Hobby Lobby..."

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The problem is that these Nazis aren't thinking big. What they need to do is get self infected with a real man's disease like Ebola or the plague, then go to the inner city, dressed in their little Hitler Youth uniforms so everybody can admire them, and spread the joy.

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If one of us suggested that Neo Nazis go out and get coronavirus so that maybe they can give it to minorities in a fanciful fever dream, I'm pretty sure that would be against the non-commenting rules. Yet, here we are...

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Yeah, right. These pussies are gonna go walking around in "non-white" neighborhoods.

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These fucking assholes. Fucking stupid, weakminded assholes.I can't think of anything funny. Ugh.

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"This plan, however, requires that they get infected first themselves."

In case no one has posted this already:

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It's amazing to me that Nazis look at other Nazis and say, "Yes! The Master Race! I'm down with this!"

In a world where Idris Elba and Scarlett Johansson and Timothee Chalamet and Barack and Beyonce et al have set the bar almost unimaginably high (and blessed, while we're at it, be the name of Denzel, who, in another life, would have been my real husband), these are people who look at Steve Bannon and Donald Junior and Tucker Carlson and that lout cosplayer with his skeleton boy toys up in that picture there above, and shriek Yes! That's who I want to be!

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“The FBI alert, which went out on Thursday, told local police agencies that extremists want their followers to try to use spray bottles to spread bodily fluids to cops on the street,” ABC News reports. “The extremists are also directing followers to spread the disease to Jews by going “any place they may be congregated, to include markets, political offices, businesses and places of worship. . . . neo-Nazis have been claiming that Jews are responsible for the spread of the virus in the United States." Since most places are on municipal water, we can't go around poisoning wells anymore. It's put a crimp in our style. /s

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Spitting and saliva rubbing as weapons of choice. Sounds like speed dating to these sprats.

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Not surprised!

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