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Q: What is wrong with Chris Rufo's face?

A: Rufo is a giant anus.

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Sorry if you're mad, but I took your headline and made a graphic. https://bsky.app/profile/kevinlindley.bsky.social

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We failed to stop our Cataline Conspiracy. What will we do upon the Ides of March?

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It can't be said too often- the torture never stops. The cruelty is the point. Here, the late coastal elitist Frank Zappa back in 1977 saying it; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw_LpINt8lk

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It's in my head for the duration of the night now. I don't mind; I love Zappa.

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I got the EXACT SAME MEMO from the Dept. of Agriculture today. In all my years as a civil servant I have NEVER been asked to rat out my colleagues, except for the obligatory Whistle Blower training. That is not the same thing here!

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Hang in there. The Republic depends on the machine of the bureaucracy self correcting and keeping the ship of state stable. Solidarity. We're in this for the long fight, and we're in this together.

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Just read he wants to take away birthright citizenship from native Americans! That court filing ought to be a real hoot! I guess indigenous is too big a word for him 😂

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Trust me. He does not want to see their long form birth certificates.

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That oughta be... something alright.

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Again, who needs Congress when Dictator from Day One can just overturn their Acts by decree.

Of course, FOTUS’ hard on for Native Americans dates all the back to his days as a failed casino owner and he was upset he had to compete with reservation casinos.

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Overseer Johnson said it wasn't his place to comment on the J6 Pardons, so I guess he does know his place.

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Price of eggs problem solved when bird flu leads to there being no eggs available at your local stores?

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There is no place in my life for white supremacy, I have Zero respect or tolerance for it.

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White guys with power don't care about civil rights.

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I just reported Trump's nomination of Hegseth to the @DEIAopm.gov

Seems to me he is hiring people based on race, and how White they identify, and obviously, despite a lack of qualifications . I think I'll send them more information, later on the diverse folks he is trying to include in our government. Could we flood this site with information about his "diverse" hires? Tulsi being nominated because she's Russia's girlfriend? RFK Jr because of his brain worm disability? Noem as an out puppy hater? Surely, each has been chosen for the diverse and unusual things they bring to the jobs...seems like a violation of the stayed intent to hire on competency and merit.

Here's what I sent:

I would like to report that a key figure in our government has been unfairly hiring and nominating people for important government positions. Gender, and especially race, are the basis for these hires. For example, one Peter Hegseth has been nominated to be Secretary of Defence. His resume clearly shows that the only qualifications he has are identifying as male and appearing to be Caucasian. He has neither the experience nor the character to be successful in this job. Indeed, replacing the competent and successful Lloyd Austin with an unqualified, but White guy, the new boss seems to have found up his ass, sure looks like an attempt to DIVERSIFY and make sure ignorance is counted as EQUAL to expertise, and that a radicalized and misguided White supremacist, phony Christian is INCLUDED among the capable folks we already have, despite his many shortcomings. This kind of "DEI" hiring is harmful and should be stopped.

Thanks for your time. I'll be back in touch with more of the information you requested about other candidates being hired simply because of their inability to tell right from wrong

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Brilliant, Jeanne. Let's flood it.

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The stupidest thing the right every does is set up a way for people to rat out the ones they don't like. We always make way better use for it than they could ever imagine.

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Hegseth is a DUI hire.

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Best fusion of truth and wit!!!

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Yob Uno.

Sorry, too easy.

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Aside from the usual Nazi model of governing, identifying DEI programs under another name is just a tiny step away from demanding people to identify DEI "hires". Like that smart black guy down the hall who just beat you out of the job you deserve, or maybe that latino who works in your building but moved into your neighborhood and plays that "music" while he has this big family over on the weekends for BBQ, or worse, that woman who wears pretty sexy clothes but won't give you the time of day. Once identified they can have a star attached to their 201 file so they can be watched to ensure they are performing up to standard (which of course they won't).

Just an aside, I remember near the end of first real lost war in Vietnam (couple after that), there was a real reduction in the forces. I remember a lot of worried people, but everyone got really excited when we were required to have an 8.5 by 11 color 3/4 photo in dress uniform to add to our file. It was obvious that they were going to make their selections based only on merit.

I read that Wilson's administration started requiring photos along with job requests and the number of Black hires plummeted.

GRRRR...

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I. Just. Fucking. Cannot. with these people.

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I presume that someone is keeping track of all the stuff that these fascists are undoing so that the next Democrat in the White House can, on Day One of their administration, begin reinstating it all. I say "begin," since all the vandalism they are doing will take a long time to repair.

That's assuming we're allowed to have any more elections.

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Bold of you to assume there will be another Democratic president.

Sorry, my snark reflexes kicked in before I realized how gross it feels to say that.

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𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘌𝘭𝘰𝘯’𝘴 𝘕𝘢𝘻𝘪 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦

Yeah, about that...

Apparently we're supposed to forgive Musk because he's "autistic" or "on the spectrum" or some such.

My late brother was autistic his whole life. It led him to wildly inappropriate behavior that got him relentlessly bulled in school (which responded by pressuring our parents to withdraw him). But he never engaged in expressions of political malice. Nor has any other genuinely autistic person that I've ever seen or heard of.

That's why it infuriates me to see "autism spectrum" thrown around as an excuse for Musk's gesture. He knew fucking well what he was doing, which is why he responded to that ridiculous wimpy statement from ADL with a laughing-crying emoji.

This is just the latest manifestation of assholes, usually of the rightie/glibertarian persuasion, ascribing their assholish behavior to "autism." Fuck every last one of them.

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Does Musk even have a diagnosis? He might just be what he appears to be: a Nazi asshole.

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He has auschwism

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😈😈😈

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Quick quiz:

1. If you are a person on the spectrum at a political event and you express excitement at seeing your father onstage, you deserve:

a) support and applause

b) public ridicule, hatred, and contempt

2. If you are a person on the spectrum at a political event and you give a Nazi salute, you deserve:

a) support and applause

b) public ridicule, hatred, and contempt

[The correct answers are 1(a) and 2(b).

If you switched those answers, you are a MAGA piece of shit.]

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I’m still not convinced he has autism. I’ve worked with a lot of people, kids and adults on the spectrum. Autism does not make you an asshole.

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Falling out of a golden vagina and never being told no your entire life could be a factor.

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Oh, I'm not either. Some of his asshole stans are using it as some kind of half-assed excuse for him, that's all.

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Well, idiots can't have nice things. Lemons and oranges are nice things. Stay tuned ... Many more nice things to come -- or rather go away. I recognize the memo that is reprinted above as being in the style of 1930s bureaucratic efforts in Nazi Germany to "brand" the horrible things they were doing by using patriotic or anodyne language. This stuff is designed to instill fear and generate compliance, but also to "cover the asses" of the monsters in charge along with their mid-level assistants. Isn't it interesting how even in a fascist dystopia, the thugs still fear eventual accountability--as if they know that one day they'll end up (as many Nazi officials did) on trial for the evil acts they're committing.

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