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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

This is a splendid post. Cheers to all the helpers!

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DemoCat's avatar
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I apologize, it’s late and as much as I like Evan, I skimmed some of the list. Is South Park and creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker on there? It was a very tough year, and most journalists to the left of Bari Weiss and entertainers to the left of Kid Rock and Gutfeld are under attack. Jimmy Kimmel got temp-cancelled for saying a true statement about the right desperately blaming a shooting on anyone but a conservative. That remark, which had almost nothing to do with the victim, actually caused the FCC troll to poop his pants and threaten to use the force of the government to destroy a late night talk show. So South Park, which inked a $1.5 billion deal with wingnut-owned Paramount, showed some guts by basically covering Trump’s administration with straight reporting and plenty of tiny, cartoon micro penis. I have problems with how Stone and Parker pretend the “extreme left” bothers them just as much as Nazism does, because while radical or violent leftism is rare in America, Trumpism and all its cruelty is not (remember Chris Wray’s testimony about the myth of violent leftism?)

Parker and Stone did address how anti-Trump the show is now, by stating that they are simply commenting on culture, and Trump and MAGA are far more a part of everyday cultural fabric than conservatism was in the past. No argument there, but being “woke” or being a fascist aren’t simply opposite sides of the same coin. Fascism is a dangerous political and economic philosophy that employs oppression, inequality and violence to destroy democracy. Woke is about acceptance, equality, kindness, tolerance, social awareness and respect for individuality. Parker and Stone want to poke fun at liberals, fine. But the stakes are far, far higher and more dire when lampooning fascism. Maybe they know that all too well. If so, they probably deserve some credit for what they did this year. Anyone standing up to this regime and refusing to submit does.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

100%

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

So, there is a VERY obnoxious troll in this thread. Not a fun one (and I do love to fuck with the amusing trolls)--just a pure jagoff. Report & otherwise ignore. And happy new year!

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Arthur Dent's Towel's avatar

I might've had a run-in with him earlier. Some asshole tore into me for no good reason, flinging assumptions and accusations, and I hit "block".

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KHolbekistan's avatar

Thank you, from Down Under.

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

I'm doing what I can...which isn't much, but it's better than giving in to despair.

Here's to a fucking massive 🌊 in 2026!

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Bel-Ami's avatar

Also, there is a very busy troll with a bug in his ear working this column. Remember, interacting with trolls only boosts the visibility of their posts. Don't do it.

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

Oh, but I love to fuck with trolls...where is it?

(scrolls, finds it)

OFFS...that one is too banal & tedious to fuck with. Reported & otherwise ignored!

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Tammy Scumbag's avatar

I'm not sure he is a troll. The dickishness has a certain authenticity to it. Very "It's Christmas dinner with the family and Uncle Ron's been drinking since noon" vibes.

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Robert Tabory's avatar

God bless you

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Bel-Ami's avatar

Here's to the fine folks keeping it real: Heather Cox Richardson giving us the historical context; "Belle of the Ranch" explaining the facts so anyone can understand; our local journos at The Portland Mercury who tell it like it is; in depth reporters at ProPublica, The Intercept, and other places digging for the truth; and of course, our beloved Wonkette giving us the shitty news with a tasty sauce of SNARK (sometimes the only way it is possible to take it). Blessings on all of you.

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SethTriggs's avatar

This is a particularly important post. Everyone in 2026 let's keep on doing the thing. And in 2027, 2028, every year henceforth.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBM9UzXKXRw&list=PL4H5cduO6Bie_c0JI59jWcGXwLv_lqQj6

John Sinclair (live) - John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Band w David Peel & The Lower East Side, 10 Dec 1971.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Troll Alert!

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Already reported.

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Tim Lieder's avatar

Oh yeah. Aoc and omar are "fighting fascism" if your definition of fascism is anyone who likes jews.

Omar stealing money from Somalis in Minneapolis must be a real victory against fascism. Of course by that logic Somalis are fascist. At least the ones who resisted when her dad was committing genocide.

I am happy to be a zionst. Because it means crap places like wonkette will never call me a hero

https://open.substack.com/pub/marlowe1/p/scenes-from-an-eviction-fight?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&shareImageVariant=overlay&r=sllf3

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

How pathetic. I'm not surprised that trolling is all you have to do. It's a lot of work to hate shit 24 hours a day.

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gallbladder's avatar

RIGHT! I'm out for the night.

See you tomorrow (that is, of course, if my mom can bail Fukui and me out of jail).

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Your mom's not gonna bail you out--she's gonna make you sit there and think about what you've done.

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gallbladder's avatar

I blame Fukui.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

All hail the librarians for sure!

“But you want murderous feelings? Hang around librarians," confided Gamache. "All that silence. Gives them ideas.” ― Louise Penny, A Rule Against Murder

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Things I did today:

1) Sleep in

2) Shave off my beard

3) Complete two (!) cryptic crosswords

4) Almost did a spit-take when I saw Iowa led Vandy wire-to-wire to win their Corporate Sponsor Bowl

5) Fix pigs in a blanket for Mrs. Hero and me for dinner

6) Say 'whassup' to the gang here

7) Coming up: 'Space Mutiny' on the MST3K channel in less than half an hour.

Yup. Pretty good day.

Also, memo to people making ads for TV shows: Wanna ease off the fucking drums a bit? If you have to depend on overly loud percussion to draw attention to your show, chances are your show ain't all that good. Plus, I am armed with Mighty Mute Button™, so there's that.

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