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Here in NYC one occasionally comes across a thin, sad ghost of a newspaper called the Zombie New York Post. It is more or less on a par with Homeless People's Street News and that Pennysaver Metro AM freebie handed out in the subway by poorly paid people who lack a green card. It does not actually resemble an actual newspaper in any respect, except for the embarrassed picture of Zombie Alexander Hamilton up there on the masthead.

That said, I happened to see the Post's cover showing Obama swishing over a pink sweater, and I admit I LOLd. It was pretty funny, no? Especially in a town where absolutely no one except 4 or 5 aging Irishmen in kilts thinks there's anything significant about straight men rocking teh ghey now and then.

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Everyone should rewatch The Princess Bride every so often. Last summer, I officiated at the wedding of my ex-stepdaughter. At her request, I opened the ceremony with "MAIWWAGE! MAIWWAGE IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVER TODAY".

Somewhat to my surprise, almost all of the Mormons recognized it.

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Dirt?

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God help him if he has a half and half.

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Oh, so MoDo also longs for Obama's dick? Maybe this will give the Clenis a break.

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Fuck me. Was he ever that young?

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Jets want Vick in green

Another team going to the dogs.

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And he's Anti-American because he's drinking some furrin beer instead of good old American "beer" like Budweiser, PBR or Natty Lite.

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