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Or maybe she just can’t stand Mike Pence. Frankly neither can I.

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Donald Trump is the yoogest, biggest Mariokart, believe me. He’s Bowser dipped in gold. The best, nothing to worry about down there. Wonderful.

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So did the notorious "blue dress".

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NO HOLY, NO HOLY, UHOLY!

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I still wanna see the DNA test results for Shera Bechard's kid.

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Some people just need to clutch what they think of as reality.

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"I’m not for impeachment.... I don’t think we should go down that path, because it divides the country. And he’s just not worth it."

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That's harsh and untrue. When did it become unallowed to question Nancy Pelosi? I guess right after we stopped jumping on the people who questioned the Clinton candidacy. Wonkette's commentariat is pretty harsh on otherwise liberal dissenters from the worship of whomever is the current Annointed One.

Can't wait until Kamala Harris says something I disagree with.

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Yes, please, pour me a cuppa. Thanks, $5F.

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"Smoke yourself thin!", and "Get confident, stupid!"

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God, that's a horrifble thing to do to the poor cops, many of whom actually do not enjoy killing people and in fact are traumatized by it.

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Sheldon Adelson, who stupidly did not take Sarah Silverman up on her offer. I mean, really, how could ANYONE turn that down?

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Fox News, a subsidiary of the RNC! Dear Rupert,Please return to Australia from whence you hatched. Sincerely, The US Electorate

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I don't know, there'll always be another psychopath to fill the space.

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"They come hand in hand."

[Cough]

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Haha! Their new tagline is "America Is Watching" which is way ominous, for all kinds of reasons, none of which the FOX Marketing Team imagined.

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