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diane's avatar

That lovely woman, Pat Schroeder.

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VaselineHabits's avatar

So... I had to Google Pat Schroeder and she seems like a lively woman. On her wiki -

"She asked that a brick be made from her cremated ashes to hold doors open for other women"

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1st light's avatar

She wrote a book, "24 Years Of House Work And Still A Mess" of her time in the House.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

IIRC she got the idea from Molly Ivins. The two were friends for a while. Maybe lifelong friends. I don't read the political gossip rags, so I don't know too much.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

drama queens. the whole lot.

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Mole Child of Cluelessness's avatar

Ok nother 40 minutes of recess, I think we have enough for dodge ball. Start running

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Lady MS's avatar

To this day, still can’t figure how you put out your eye ‘playing hide and seek’, unless maybe you step on a rake..l

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Stuart's avatar

Backpfeifengesicht.

German for "a face in need of a good punch." See, e.g., Ken Paxton.

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Seek's avatar

Wonky Eyed POS Loser also works

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Zap's avatar

Testicle chin.

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

When is this thing supposed to wrap up? I'm sick of seeing Paxton's puss.

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

Newspeople said it's supposed to be weeks.

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Jenny, a Pinata Farmer's avatar

One part of me is like hey, men can cry in public. They're Kenough!

The other part is like "haha, what a loser."

In general, public servants give it their all. Shit heels like Paxton ruin it. I could see why he would cry. It's more than just a job for some.

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Goldfish's avatar

RIP Pat. I remember, and it sucked, back in 87. How far we've all come. Hats off to the guy for letting it show.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

She was great.

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BigBoppa AKA Masto♾️Don's avatar

That one lawyer of Paxton’s, Buzzbee I think, sure is right out of central casting. I’d hate to be the guy responsible for cleaning up that grease spot every day.

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Priceofcivilization's avatar

He has had political aspirations as well. Hard to imagine.

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

He defended Deshaun Watson in over 30 sexual assault cases. He managed to get all criminal allegations dismissed, and they settled with most or all of the accusers (I haven’t kept up).

He’s actually pretty good, even if a bit sleazy.

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

How on earth does someone get accused of sexual assault *over thirty times* and not end up in jail? Just from the fucking volume of complaints, you'd think the state would be like "I really gotta do something about this, my phone is ringing off the hook".

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Uncle Milburn's avatar

Sometimes they get elected President.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Just want to add: At 1:07 in the video, whoo-whee, the two pictures of Paxton's sleazy developer pal! One the Hello, ladies! Christian Singles professional portrait, and the other the scumbag defendant mug shot.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Friday is Dick Kick a Republican Day!"

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Boogie Mama's avatar

My favorite day, said Pooh

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Holy shit, that Defense "strategy" they outline in the video report. It's all Trumpist bullshit about "disloyal" staff members "plotting" against Dear Leader. The authoritarian poison has trickled down all the way through the GOP. Yes, even more so than before.

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Like diarrhea running down your leg when you don't get home in time.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I don't remember Alanis singing that line.

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

It was in the dance mix.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

In other piece of shit news: the Georgia special grand jury recommended charges against Lindsey as well as former senators Loeffler and Purdue.

Wonder how they managed to avoid it.

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

Congress has that debate clause, which shields lawmakers in ways you and I aren’t shielded.

My guess is she didn’t want to add that complication to the case, to avoid it slowing progress with the remaining indicted Republicans.

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Jenny, a Pinata Farmer's avatar

Maybe she'll save it for round two. Or just pass that nugget on to Jack.

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scubaix's avatar

Pat Schroeder?? Man, I'm all over that like a small McDonald's decaf. Black no sugar.

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Garbageman's avatar

It's always lots of fun on Xitter to see MAGA creeps defending Paxton by saying: 'But he was elected!' 'The voters gave their verdict!' Etc. . . . but not surprisingly, this logic apparently doesn't apply to Biden 🙄 . . .

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Or Wisconsin judges. Or NC governors. Or ....

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Georgiaburning's avatar

Hillary Clinton

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