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Here, have a kitty!

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Dammit!

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They put him through a lot of secret training, now he's flying the missions to Mars for the slave colonies up there.

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More like Doctor Strangelove

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Eponysterial, as they say at Metafilter.

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Every single parent for the past 50 years has been worried about that, The planet has been dying for years- remember when Reagan was president? we were all going to die because of Nuclear war, holes in the ozone, crack cocaine, overpopulation etc etc etc.

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Gonna be even harder to outrun an entire exploding country.

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HRC was the first presidential candidate married to a former President. Guess whose email servers have not been hacked; former presidents who Know a lot of secrets. Their servers are installed by the government intelligence agencies in charge of making sure our enemies can't know what former presidents are saying about sensitive issues and accidentally start a war.. So HRC has ready access to a top secret server. Why would she use the obviously easily hacked DNC or State Department when she can use the ex-president network? Which of course she can't explain because it is highly classified.

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The really bad part is we're losing to these nitwits.

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To be fair, it was a grainy photo.

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Bwahahahaha!

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It was on NCIS! That has to be real. A show about a homocidal sociopath solving crimes against Navy and Marine soldiers has to be accurate.

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And his wife, Aunt Jemima.

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Now it all makes sense!

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I did already!

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