Yes, we know, boobs. And Cory Booker. It's very exciting. Especially the boobs. But really especially the Cory Booker, what a piece! Buzzfeed (NSFW link, because boobs) was first with the magical tale of how a man named Cory Booker used his Twitter to say he loved a stripper named Lynsie Lee. Go to Buzzfeed if you like pictures of boobs that might even be not fake, who knows? Possibly Cory Booker? And of course
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So this proves he's not gay? Nah, this proves black politicians must have something wrong with them. Like they're Democrats for starters.
Oh how very CONVENIENT after the "HE'S TEH GHAY!11!!" stuff the other week. Now, I'm not saying this is just a weird bearding sort of thing, or that he needs a beard in the first place, or even that if he was gay he couldn't still tweet a LADY OF LOW MORALS or whatever this scandal is supposed to be (many gay men like boobies, just more anthropologically than sexually), but my Cynicism Eyebrow is definitely raised.
Jeebus?
what is the peggy noonan connection here? boobs?
Willie Stark ?
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What do vegan Tweets taste like, anyway? Anyone?
I am confuze. He sent her Tweets? Wow, why didn't he send her pics of his junk, like a normal politician?
The vegan part was incidental. What really got his juices going was the stripper's gluten content.
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So this proves he's not gay? Nah, this proves black politicians must have something wrong with them. Like they're Democrats for starters.
Oh how very CONVENIENT after the "HE'S TEH GHAY!11!!" stuff the other week. Now, I'm not saying this is just a weird bearding sort of thing, or that he needs a beard in the first place, or even that if he was gay he couldn't still tweet a LADY OF LOW MORALS or whatever this scandal is supposed to be (many gay men like boobies, just more anthropologically than sexually), but my Cynicism Eyebrow is definitely raised.