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Jeebus?

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what is the peggy noonan connection here? boobs?

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Willie Stark ?

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What do vegan Tweets taste like, anyway? Anyone?

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I am confuze. He sent her Tweets? Wow, why didn't he send her pics of his junk, like a normal politician?

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The vegan part was incidental. What really got his juices going was the stripper's gluten content.

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So this proves he's not gay? Nah, this proves black politicians must have something wrong with them. Like they're Democrats for starters.

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Oh how very CONVENIENT after the "HE'S TEH GHAY!11!!" stuff the other week. Now, I'm not saying this is just a weird bearding sort of thing, or that he needs a beard in the first place, or even that if he was gay he couldn't still tweet a LADY OF LOW MORALS or whatever this scandal is supposed to be (many gay men like boobies, just more anthropologically than sexually), but my Cynicism Eyebrow is definitely raised.

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