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The rich fat man's Andrew Dice Clay.

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Well, also that he -how does one put it?- lied about when his involvement with Bain ended- as in what he says disagrees with what is on documents filed with the SEC. Awkward.

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No way Mittens will ever apologize for anything.

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i see what you did there.

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huh.

i thought 'don't bitch out' was what scotus said to 26 states, the National Federation of Independent businesses, and individual plaintiff Mary Brown.

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In Jersey, you don't ask rude questions of a made man. Capiche?

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Moving. Ugh. I've stayed where I am for 15 years because the mere thought of moving forces me to lay down on the cool bathroom floor until the fever passes.

The horror!!!

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He was probably grumpy all the time because he's so hungry. Because he probably eats a lot...because he's fat.

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Christie: Conserve water. Drink more chocolate milkshakes like me.

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Chris Christie goes to Five Guys for a burger because it takes that many cooks to grill one big enough for him.

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Every time I see this fat boar hog, I think of frumunda cheese.

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