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chascates's avatar

The rich fat man's Andrew Dice Clay.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, also that he -how does one put it?- lied about when his involvement with Bain ended- as in what he says disagrees with what is on documents filed with the SEC. Awkward.

SullivanSt's avatar

No way Mittens will ever apologize for anything.

fuflans's avatar

i see what you did there.

fuflans's avatar

huh.

i thought 'don't bitch out' was what scotus said to 26 states, the National Federation of Independent businesses, and individual plaintiff Mary Brown.

Spurning Beer's avatar

In Jersey, you don't ask rude questions of a made man. Capiche?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Moving. Ugh. I've stayed where I am for 15 years because the mere thought of moving forces me to lay down on the cool bathroom floor until the fever passes.

The horror!!!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

He was probably grumpy all the time because he's so hungry. Because he probably eats a lot...because he's fat.

schmannity's avatar

Christie: Conserve water. Drink more chocolate milkshakes like me.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Chris Christie goes to Five Guys for a burger because it takes that many cooks to grill one big enough for him.

schmannity's avatar

Every time I see this fat boar hog, I think of frumunda cheese.