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So The Hill did its Most Beautiful People Thingy, and they picked Jeff Flake to be the most beautiful person on Capitol Hill. That is weird right? Like, that is him, above. Um? The Hill is obviously staffed by sexless robots -- not the good sexy robots like Tina, or John Thune. We mean really. No Bamz? No Mrs. Bamz? No sultry Betsy Rothstein? No Old Handsome Joe Biden? HANDSOME IS RIGHT THERE IN HIS NAME!!! But the most shocking omission of all is ...
WHAT THE FUCK NO ROSA DELAURO?

HAVE YOU NO EYES TO SEE?
Fuck you, The Hill, this lady is BEST.
[ TheHill / Rosa DeLauro by Dawn Deeks ]
Who Is On The Hill's Most Beautiful People Thingy Besides Not You?
Yes, Canada will take Rosa if you aren't using her.
Also, check out the breathless but not so coherent descriptive prose, from # 50's bio:
Catherine Wilkins is determined to stand out as demonstrated by her mentality going into Arkansas Tech University, where she graduated last May.
Geddy has the higher-pitched voice.