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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Yes, Canada will take Rosa if you aren't using her.

Also, check out the breathless but not so coherent descriptive prose, from # 50's bio:

Catherine Wilkins is determined to stand out as demonstrated by her mentality going into Arkansas Tech University, where she graduated last May.

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bobbert's avatar

Geddy has the higher-pitched voice.

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bobbert's avatar

Mrs. OHJB Libel!!!

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bobbert's avatar

But you repeat yourself.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Would You Buy A Used Car From This Man?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I guess if your definition of "beauty" is "doesn't make you throw up in your mouth" then most of this group could pass.

But the dweeb in the bow-tie? Seriously?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

pretty bad that even his female spox is a dick

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Chunky Monkey is his sexytime nickname for Walnuts

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PubOption's avatar

Sam Sanchez is 29 years old? I could believe 9. <a href="http://thehill.com/50-most-..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/?n=13">http://thehill.com/50-most-...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

should be titled Fools on the Hill

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SullivanSt's avatar

Wait, <em>The Hill</em> considers Flake more attractive that Kyrsten Sinema?

Says a lot about <em>The Hill</em>.

ETA: Wait, Sinema's not on the list at all? It also lacks Gillibrand? What about Chris Murphy? Martin Heinrich? Elizabeth Warren? Did whoever compiled this list lose their glasses?

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Shypixel's avatar

Their website is straight out of the AOL/Geocities era...

Who the fuck uses scrolling frames anymore?

Needz Moar Flashy Gifs! And a Hit Counter!

('Trix, don't beat me. I'll get those new ads to you, I promise...)

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Shypixel's avatar

Also: <a href="http:\/\/thehill.com\/50-most-beautiful-2013\/\?n=10" target="_blank">This</a> is an alien, I'm sure of it. Just look at the picture on the right.

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Shypixel's avatar

I thought that Jeff Flake was the generic name for the guy in the Head and Shoulders ads...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Derpian Gray

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and his brother Frosted

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