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Trump and his criming family want money. Arab royalty has shit-tons of it. Everything else (war, treason, national security) is just details.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Future history:"PeeResident Trump, believing that a 'sitting president' cannot be indicted', was only seen in public in a SEDAN CHAIR borne by WWF wrestlers from May 11, 2018 until ...." Here the image from my futuroscope grows hazy.Other sources refer to such as a 'siddown chair', but I give them scant credence.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

I've been operating under the assumption that Trump, Inc. is nothing more than a front for a giant money-laundering operation, with all that implies. Based on that being the ultimate driver, and the fact Prince was involved, it could have something to do with illegal weapons sales, the trafficking of privatized armies, illicit surveillance and spying systems, etc...

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

AKA β€œskin in the game β€œ

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Might have to add weight to the counter-sack and run the numbers by engineering

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

And no pants and the cute girl sits next to you

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gratuitous's avatar

If you think the Meeting on the Tarmac between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch is the Conspiracy Theory Rosetta Stone that explains all the nefarious uncharged crimes of the Clinton Crime Family, but you also think that all these meetings in the Seychelles and at Trump properties were nothing but a string of harmless coincidences, you might be a fuck-brained knucklehead.

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LunaMoonstone's avatar

β€œJared Kushner’s boo, but not in the gay way.”

ALLEGEDLY.

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george lastrapes's avatar

I still dream about a term paper I never turned in, 50 yrs ago.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Ever dream you are pushing a basket in Safeway, greeting affable strangers and neighbors, and chance to look down and realize you are naked?

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leslie's avatar

People are saying....the best people

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leslie's avatar

They d o mk that color

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rtpoeman's avatar

I can't wait for the day when this random collection of dots is connected into a picture of El Presidente behind bars.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Now, in Drumpf's defense, he is keeping coal-burning power plants on line for when the treason risks our national security and starts a war.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I can't even picture Jared Kushner naked, hard, and ready to get down, regardless of the sex of his partner. Everytime I do, I start giggling so hard I lose bladder control.

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Maybe's avatar

Betcha Mueller knows if they did.

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