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thanks, it'll be 4 years (!) next month, so I think the statute of limitations about using her as a punch line has passed. My favorite great aunt on my father's side just passed away last week at 91 and she was the same way as your mom, she was ready without any regrets.

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Apparently he really, really doesn't want to move to Moscow.

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And when he gets out I suspect he won't be a lawyer anymore.

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Another one for Putin` short list of " Practical application of nerve agents" volunteers.

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Thanks for the link.Wow what gall these guys have, huh?

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My friend told me if you try skirting this type of trial and end up on Interpol's hit list then you can't travel internationally without getting arrested and this guy obviously wants to vacation in St Bart's on his father in law's blood money

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He'll be more dependent than ever on daddy-in-law's money once he looses his law license.

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Yes.Donald Trump is the 3rd generation of Trump criminals in America.

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A different Dutchman!

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I was scratching my head why Van Der Zwaan would submit himself to Mueller's probe when he is not an American citizen and doesn't even live in the United States.A friend of mine who represents white collar criminals informed me that is because Van Der Zwaan would have known if he was tried in absentia he would be put on some kind of Interpol list that prevented him from travelling to the States and may have subjected him to arrest in other jurisdictions.That being said since this guy is marrying to the smoking hot daughter of a Russian billionaire I would have just opted to stay in Russia.

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The mobs in Syria chant "Assad or we burn the country" - and 7 years of civil war show they meant it literally. Do you think that the Deplorables will try to spark Civil War 2 White Nationalist Boogaloo?

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Is it me, or does Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom sound like a series of Don Martin sound effects?

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Excuse me but he fell down...a lot. The Justice Department ( who were supposed to be protecting him ) said so!

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A different "Fliegende Hollander"?

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How has anyone not realized yet that Robert Mueller always has the reciepts?

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