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SeeTrain65's avatar

Just as you obviously left out "Very Bad," "Sad," and "Witch Hunt" from Trump's.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Or is it just Jonathan Cain? Because he and his wife are true nutters.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

"When it comes to screwing the poor, we don't mind putting in the extra hours."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And, oh my god, I'm naked!

Well, at least not wearing pants.

I will wake up before I hit the ground, right?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Thank God the Republicans gave you the right to make that choice.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The HR director at work found out I wrote SF and told me that she used to hang out with Lois McMaster Bujold in high school, and, every Thursday, they all went over to her place to watch Star Trek because her father, a doctor, was the first in their social circle to get a color TV.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I've converted all my LP's to MP3, and I'd like to sell the vinyl, but it seems to be an incredible hassle.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

So much winning!

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bbayliss's avatar

I believe the word is "debilitating".

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Regret's avatar

Horrormirthy is the word you are looking for.Horrormirth, The emotion you feel when you see something so horrible you can't help but laugh.

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SDGeoff3's avatar

You too, eh?

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SDGeoff3's avatar

I'm hearing this in the voice of Sgt. Schultz.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I got 50%. I thought it was a trick question. I assumed they were all made by Trump.

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efoveks's avatar

Give him time.

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Jgb979's avatar

I'll just file this to "things I did not need to read today"

Having seen Hotel Rwanda not that long ago, I guessed most of the ones involving knives (Hutus loved their knives). Did not guess them all though.....

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

As long as we are sharing True Stories, my best friend when I was little (2-7 yrs old) was Greek and we would have sleepovers. Her parents loved Lawrence Welk and that was my exposure to his oeuvre. When I was older (10-12 yrs old), and relocated to Atlanta, I preferred Hee Haw.Don't judge me.

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