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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Ted Cruz is a loathsome creature with the consistency of a blobfish but this is known. Kellyanne Conway is more like a ghost shark and that is worse. I award her the victory

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Maggie's avatar

Right?! Where the fuck are the Dems? Helloooooo? Echo chamber. It's going to be fuck all exhausting fighting Drumph and company, let alone the eleceds in our own damn spineless party.

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Maggie's avatar

Then it'll take longer as we'll first have to kick out elected dems who refuse to fight and run people who will. Take anither page from the R playbook and have our own blue tea party and primary the spineless out of office. It's time to take back OUR party.

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Maggie's avatar

Kellyanne didn't just wake up an a-hole. I'm pretty sure she's been one for a very long time, just on a smaller stage. I bet she was a bullying mean girl.

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Moldy Weißwurst's avatar

Wow, threatening to block every piece of legislation the President proposes and vowing to make him a one term President, what a dick move. Oh wait.... xD

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Mike Steele's avatar

About that dissent, Kellyanne...to quote you: get over it!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I will say absolutely nothing about her being a blonde.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

and yet every time the Democrats had a chance to prove themselves barely but a handful come up to bat, the push for Iraq War II, Democrats were push overs except for maybe one LONE Democrat in the House, and then all the blatant and VERY overt racism toward President Barry, and the Democrats just shrugged their shoulders.

Yes certainly the Republicans are responsible for most of this mess but Democrats' inaction and spinelessness also contributed greatly to it also.

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chortlingdingo's avatar

Wendy! Wendy! It's such a shame she didn't beat Greg Abbott. Even my (Republican) dad voted for her over Abbott. Of course, he's been voting Democrat a lot these days, given the Republican offerings.

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Eastern Prairie Snark Donkey's avatar

Right? That's the exact reason we've all had actual pain and suffering over this. I have felt the "overzealous social responsibility" part of me physically, psychically and emotionally die. I admire those who continue to nurse theirs, but I'm too fucking sensitive and it just died.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I want to see Democratic obstructionism that equals or exceeds the Republican obstructionism of the past six years. I won't hold my breath, because I like to breathe.

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unstablejenius's avatar

I would say kellyann sucks harder. It's the only way to get Donny to grab her twat

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Incoming Ham's avatar

As soon as he wraps up Donalds latest case.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

"I vote yeah, because at this point, whatever."

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I think "I can't do that Dave" would be an improvement over what we might get.

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HazooToo's avatar

"When they go low, we go high" is a pretty thought. But it's about as useful as trying to protect your knees by covering your face.

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