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Hi, Doctor Nick!

(I know a feed line when I see one!)

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I wouldn't have expected them to be contagious either. Could you PLEASE get some help?

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Well Dr Giggles didn't return their call so....

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Samesies dude, it's just bizarre.

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That Mrs. Moffat's stuff was just repackaged cocaine....got me champin' at the bit, it did...

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So did he have to kiss the proxy during the wedding ceremony? I wonder how the girl felt when she found out she was married to her stepdad.

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Goddamn squeaky snakes wake me up all the time!

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Usually sheriffs deputies don't take a shine to behavior like that...sometimes they get downright pissy...

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Sounds like calling the advice nurse at Kaiser, just not as legitimate....

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I wonder why the put up a big sign that reads "Pig Manure Lagoons" with arrows...did they keep forgetting where they were located? or is it for people flying over?

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Trump needs a "Department of Fuck This, I'm Out"

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Texas doesn't have the Keys...

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No one buys it...but Trump said it. So now either a) he has to reverse that and say he did know about it, or b) stay the course and trust lose attourney client privilege (Can't have ACP if you didn't know what your shark was doing...)

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"He also once married his 15-year-old stepdaughter."

And these are the same yahoos who fight vehemently against allowing same-sex couples to marry, because it would destroy the "sanctity" of marriage.

Sanctity.

Riiigggghhhhht.

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Because you can't see Syria from South America...and they don't have phones or TV down there...

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The Dubuque County attorney’s office alleges that Redalen had taken the girl to stay with friends, Jerry Connolly and Mary Jo Decker, in Bedford, Texas.

Why are all of the repuke fugitives coming to Texas?

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