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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

I found the one you mean--' James Comer squealing video' -- he really was a Botticelli angel-- on a diving board in camo trunks. They were daring him to jump -- they put a frog on the board and said "oh no, the principal's coming!" so he jumped, squealing in the camera's face! Same as we've seen him-- stressed out but going straight ahead kind of thing.

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Good Jonathan's avatar

Comer says he borrowed money from a bank to buy family land from his brother to keep the family land in the family. Breaking news: the family land is now owned by the bank. It’s no longer in the family ... unless yet another $200,000 has materialized from yet another Comer LLC to pay off the loan, plus interest (wink wink).

I hear Deutsche Bank can be mighty helpful in such cases. “We ❤️ LLCs” is their slogan.

Whew! I’m sorry I wasted your and my time on this.

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peregrin's avatar

The Gargamel comment made me literally laugh out loud. One million upfists to Rep Moskowitz.

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zb23's avatar

apparently the Smurfs existed for decades before they changed to blue for the '80s animated series.

"The Smurfs were created by Belgian cartoonist Peyo in 1958. In the original comics, the Smurfs were white. It wasn't until their first animated appearance in the 1981 show "The Smurfs" that they were changed to blue."

https://www.cluedupp.com/blogs/blog/real-reason-smurfs-are-blue

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Tosca's avatar

I'm confused. Does America also have blue tounged skinks? I thought they were only Australasia.

I have Western Blue Tongued Skinks living under a plant pot on my back verandah, they love tomatoes and are adorable and must be protected from James Comer at all costs.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Blue-tailed in the US South. I've never heard of licking them, which is irrelevant because they're so fast they are nearly impossible to catch.

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Tosca's avatar

Ohh, they're VERY different to our Western Blue Tongues then. They're known as "sleepy lizards" because you can catch them walking.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Wtf does calling him a Smurf even mean? Was Moscowitz turning blue? Are Smurfs Jewish and this was some kind of antisemitic dog whistle?

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

He should have just called him an Ultramarine. 40K fans will get the reference.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I think Smurfs are French, not sure how they worship.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Belgian, actually.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Ah! Thank you, I don't want to mess up the national anthem should they smurf in first

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Revenant's avatar

maybe he was implying that Moscowitz was conspicuously not blindingly white like himself and the albino porkers who elect him.

And, speaking of our our old pal Lumpy, it is only natural that the Cuboid Congressman should foregather with the notoriously Frankensteinian cosplayer Lumpy to admire the results of the scarless surgery done to remove the bolts from their temples.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

So yesterday Mullin and McCarthy had their tantrums. Today, Clay Higgins ranted about "ghost buses", and now James Comer is squealing like a pig. I guess it's finally sinking in for Republicans that voters REALLY don't like them.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

As long as they have their safely gerrymandered seats, they won’t care what the peons think about them.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Sadly, that will never sink in for them. Should they happen to allow as how there are SOME people who have cast votes that don't like them, they will convince themselves and their lemming hordes that *those* people aren't Real 'Murrikens and shouldn't be allowed to vote nohow anyways. Elsewise maybe some of them simply don't understand the finer points of what repughs pass off as logic, for if they did surely they too would fall in goosestep with the rest of the herd.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

None of Comer's bullshit is worth watching... I'll take your word it was "entertaining"...

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SterWonk's avatar

> If you got here because of a porn search for James Comer squealing for two solid minutes, boy, you are sick.

Hey! I thought we don't kink-shame around here!

(That having been said... 😳🚫)

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JWinfield's avatar

imagine this troglodite as a child running around his neighborhood looking for skinks to lick and telling all the boys that licking skinks is god's plan and that only the best boys lick skinks and then his maw hollers from the window to get yer ass in here and let me change yer dippers JimmyPants," and all the neighbor boys would now know fer sure Jimmypants whars dippers!!" and has a square haid.

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marcus816's avatar

[Makes] you wonder if he really did lick a skink…”

Toad is more like it. That DMT is powerful stuff!

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Going to Montana

Gonna start me a bufo toad farm

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Sorry. I think you posted up the wrong art on Comer. Here you go. FIFY.

https://vistapointe.net/images/deliverance-wallpaper-3.jpg

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Hey now. There are many a toothless citizen who deserves better than Comer.

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Monty Capuletti's avatar

In my opinion, when Comer unnecessarily pulled Goldman's name into it, it became anti-semitic. So when he was called a Smurf, I wish Moskowitz had said, "I wish you would just call us dirty jews like I know you want to" or "Congressman please, show some decorum. After all, I'm not sitting here calling you a bigoted, redneck traitor, am I?" THEN sit back and smirk at the fireworks. We let these pricks pop off too much.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Yeah, but then Comer's head likely would have exploded, and honestly what has the Capitol janitorial staff ever done to deserve that?

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Edith Prickly's avatar

𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗳, 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗸𝗼𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘇 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱, “𝗚𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆.”

Thank you Rep. Moskowitz, I will be laughing at that all day.

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Mike's avatar

In all fairness, Jared needs a new stylist his "cute hair" look isn't working. But in the name of all that's holy to have that feral hog comment on anyone's appearance is more than I can take.

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belfryo's avatar

"you look like a smurf here just going around in all this stuff."

In Comer's defense, we've ALL looked like a smurf just going around in all some stuff at some point...why just last week was .....

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